Comic Bollywood Dialogues

Andaz Apna Apna
Yeh bandook apna nishana khud dhoondta hai


Munna Bhai MBBS
Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya

Munna Bhai MBBS
Jadoo ki jhappi...


Munna Bhai MBBS
Take a deep breath!!! CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!!

Jab We Met
bachpan se naa...mujhe shaadi karne kaa bahut craze hai by god!
Damini Emotags:
Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya?


Devdas
Yun nazar ki baat ki, aur dil chura gaye, Hum to samjhe the put, aap to dhadkan suna gaye.


Jab We Met
tum na original piece ho

Jab We Met
aye haaye... aur tumhe kaha rakhna chahiye? train me ho par pata nahi train kahan jaa rahi hai, anjaan kisi station par utar jaate ho fir paaglon ki tarah gaadi chala ke almost meri jaan leke yaha pahuchte ho aur yaha kya andhere raaste par chale jaa rahe ho, akele, ratlam ki galiyon me, yaar tumhara problem kya hai bata hi do, sorry sorry sorry tum apni problem kisi ke share nahi karte, right, bachchan ke fan ho kya, angry young man, khush to bahut hoge aaj tum, hein, agnipath agnipath, achcha tumhara favourite hero kaun hai, ye to koi secret nai hai yaar

Munna Bhai MBBS
abbe char aane ki murgi barah aane ka masala...duu kya ek rakh ke...


Dil Chahta Hai This is my mom and my dad. This is your dad and your mom.


Jab We Met
Zindagi, ek rail ki patri hai, ek inch ka bend aur meelo ki doori hai, meri bhi kahi traine choothi hai par un jamane me main mard tha... matlab aaj bhi hun, magar tum ek ladki ho!! Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ki tarah hoti hai, pata hain tumhare saath kya kya ho sakta hain...
EmotagsMain bolega to log boley gey ke bolta hey


humne socha hum hi apke deewane honge lekin saare nuajavan aapke deewane nikle, dil ne socha rab se shikayat kare lekin khuda hi apni moorat ke deewane nikle!!
Munna Bhai MBBS
boyfriend bole to?


Deewar EmotagsMain aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta...


Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai..
Jab We Met
picnic par aaye hain hum log, tumhe na uthake museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket lagna chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye


Jab We Met
log katl karne ke liye mujhe dhoondh rahein hain, ladki bhagane ka ilzam mere sir par hain aur mujhe ladki bhi nahi mil rahi hain
Munna Bhai MBBS
Subah ho gayi mamu


Jab We Met
by God aaj tak ek train miss nahi hui meri!!


Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!

Andaz Apna Apna
Sorry boss, ghalti se mistake ho gaya


Andaz Apna Apna
Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi

Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....


Agneepath
Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.
Dil Chahta Hai
Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja.....
Andaz Apna Apna
Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga

Munna Bhai MBBS
aaa gabbar kya chadar ki tarah phailela hai palang parr.
Andaz Apna Apna
Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
bhai yeh kaisa kamra hai... challu hote hi khatam hogaya !!!


Aakhir Kyon ... ???
Yahin to maat kha gaya INDIA


Munna Bhai MBBS
Dr. Suman, Bole to apni woh chinki kaisi hai dikhne mai.... Bachpan mein to moti thi.... ab kaise dikhti hai woh


Amar Akbar Anthony
arrey, yeh toh karate bhi jaanta hai


Amar Akbar Anthony
Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?

Bunty Aur Babli
Yeh World hai naa world...isme do tarah ke log hote hain...ek jo ek zindagi main ek hi kaam kartein hain aur doosre jo ek hi zindagi main bahut saare kaam kar jaatein hain...yeh woh doosre type ke logon main se thhy


Sholay
So ja bete, so ja. nahin to Gabbar aa jaaega



Bunty Aur Babli
Madam.............. i m your only adam!!

Chupke Chupke
jab t.o to, aur d.o do, toh phir g.o goo kyoon nahin?

Andaz Apna Apna
Hai'laah! Ouiiiii Maa!


Andaz Apna Apna
Aaj toh apna bad luck hi kharab hai

Namak Halal
E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.


Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Dil Chahta Hai
kya kar raha hai yaar...mard ban... be a man

Jab We Met
tum to bhut ameer nikle...please meri behen ke saath bhaag jao...hum sabki life set ho jayegi....hahaha


Badshah
Kabhi Kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna parta hai, aur dil tod ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain


Jab We Met
andar aa gayi hoon main .. ab toh mera haath chod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main

Andaz Apna Apna
Sir, yeh Vasco Da Gama ke zamane ki gun hai. Kiske mama ki gun hai?

Andaz Apna Apna
Aap mahaan hai! Aap shaktimaan hai! Aap -- etc etc, balki mein to kehta hu ki... aap purush hi nahi hai! ... Kyaa ????!!! Mera matlab, aap MAHApurush hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
kya naam hai aapka....ooh ...Dr. Suman.....apun hai na tension nahi leneka
Munna Bhai MBBS
Kyon uncle.... Juice pivanu, carrom ramwanu..... Mazza ni life :)


Andaz Apna Apna
Tum prem se jab milogi, prem ke prem main prem deewani ho jaogi.


Chupke Chupke
Aap mujhe itne lambe naam se kyun bulati hain .. Aap mujhe pyare mohan nahin .... sirf pyare boliye. Pyareeeeeeeeee..


Dil Chahta Hai
Iska matlab hum teeno sydney jaa rahe hai..(teeno).. ha tum, main aur yeh plane.
Adalat
Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum


Andaz Apna Apna
Muscle dekhe hai na mere, MUSSAL ke rakh doonga

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
apoon ne life mein sirf ekich baar jhooth bolaa thaa,,,,,woh bhi 92 me........ek bachhe ki atthanni kho gayee thi aur woh jor jor se ro rahaa thaa......tho apoon ne usko apni atthanni di aur bola ki rakhle maamoo, ye tera hai


Chupke Chupke
saab, iska toh differential mein lafda hai
Ishq
Zindagi mein teen chezoon ke pechey khabi nahi bagna chahia : bus, train or chokri. Ab latak gaya na bech mein

Masti
Meri biwi biwi nahi satelite hai satellite....jahan jataa hoon wahan aa jati hai...janoo kahan ho


Om Shanti Om
main tumhe kahi bore to nahi kar raha hoon....

Sharaabi
Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur aap


Yarana
Kacha papad, Pakka Papad

Main Hoon Naa
ram aur lakshman saari mahabharat ek ghar mein

Main Hoon Naa
maine to pehli hi apni ankhein bandh kar rakhi hai

Om Shanti Om Emotags: comic
Yanna Rascalaan........ Mind it!


Sholay
Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hian. Haha

Golmaal (Old)
Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !!

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
ab ladke tumhe kyun dekh rahe hain ye toh you know aur ladkiyaan tumhen isleye dekh rahi hai kyunki....

Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi
bachhe ki jaan lega

Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!


Sharabi
yeh duniya paise ki itni dewaani kyon hai munshiji


Hera Pheri
Yeh Babu Rao Ka Ishtyle hai


Yes Boss
Kehena padta hai..... YESS BOSS

Main Hoon Naa
gaya to gaya baby


Raja Hindustani
Memshaab, us din aapko meri baat aachi lagi isliye aap ne mujhe bakshish di, aaj mujhe aap ki baat aachi laagi isliye mein aap ko aaj bakshish de raha hoon.....


Sholay
Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?


Jab We Met
Excuse Me...kya yeh sab aap free mein bol rahen hai ya kuch charge karte hai....kyon ki mere paas chillar nahi hai...


Lagaan
Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda


Mujhse Shaadi Karoge
sameer....dekh aur kuch seekh...


Sharabi
Muchhe ho to nathulal ji ke jaisi ho warna na ho


Dil To Pagal Hai
Mar Gaya Rahul

Hera Pheri
Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
ey double battery single power


Rang De Basanti
Bebe aie hai teri noo... Is da naam hai soo


Sholay
Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya?


Jab We Met
aap convince ho gaye ya main aur boloon


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhaai,tumko pakkaa yakeen hai na, ki baar-baar andar aane se apun ki ijjat badhegi?


Sharabi
Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Bade bade shehron mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain ... senorita
Jab We Met
Main apni favourite hoon :)


Hera Pheri
mereko kuve ke dono taraf se.. andar bahar.. dono taraf se wallpaper mangta!!!

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai
Rang De Basanti
College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai..


Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Aaj tune dharamveer khandan ki naak ded inch unchi kar di hum sab to hindustan me fail hue the tune london mein fail ho ke dikhadiya


Sholay
ab dekhne waali baat ye hai ki taanga kaun chala raha hai...


Jab We Met
tum hamesha aise hi bakwaas karti ho ya phir aaj koi special occasion hai



Namak Halal
In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.


Sholay
Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti hu
Hera Pheri
Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in dono ko!!!!


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
I looove Ladoo :p


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
Abey leakage, samajh mein nahi aata kya, conference chal raha hai!

Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
i wanna be as cool as lucky he is as smooth as atta in the chuki!!!


Rangeela
Kya!! Tum mujhse pyaar karti ho...meine to kabhi tumhein aisee nazron se nahin dekha...I SHOCKED!!

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Mujhe toh aaj tak yeh samajh nahin aaya ki kuchch log ek ladki ke saath poori zindagi kaise guzaar lete hain .. ki bhai iss duniya mein itni sundar sundar ladkiyan hain ... kisi ki aankhen khoobsurat, kisi ke honth achche hain, kisi ke baal achche hain....


Sholay
Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, aur itni si ghabrahat?


Jab We Met
mein karate mein black belt hoon

Namak Halal
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language

Sholay
aadhe idhar jao aadhe udhar jao or baki mere piche aao...


Hera Pheri
Aare Deivi ka prasad mandir main milta hain.. Garage main NAHI!!!!!!!!!


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandi chowk mein chandni raat mein chandi ki chamche se chatni chatai

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
sahi sahi jawaab de diyo,,,manchaahaa inaam le liyo......ye mixer le liyo,ye tawaa le liyo,ye istri le liyo


Rangeela
Aye chindi chor... film dekhne aaya hai.. ke joote?
Duplicate
Bebe, ab main tujhe dikhaunga ke tera babloo apne bheje se Mannu ko kaise harata hai


Sholay
Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega.


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
MBA is a tough Job Naina


Bunty Aur Babli
Ye world hai naa world, isme do tarah ke log hote hain.......

Sholay
youn ki ye kon bola


Sholay
Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge

Hera Pheri
Are kaise dikhega halkat.. aankhon par chashma nahi.. aur sir ke uper ye hemlet


Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai,isko dho daalte hain.....waise bhi andar hain...aur kitnaa andar jaayenge

Main Hoon Naa
jabh lucky ko pyar hoga saare college mein violins bajenge

Chupke Chupke
Main bata doonga aap kaun hai ... aap kaun hain ... aur aap bhi kaun hai ...

Salaam Namaste
SORRY !! ......EggJAKTLY

Fanaa
Phool hun Gulaab ka? Chameli ka mat samjhna? Aashiq hun aapka? Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
vadde log, vaddi vaddi baatein

Namak Halal
I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow


Dil Chahta Hai
Uncle sam ye aakash ka jadu hai kabhi fail nahi hota.....


Sholay
Mujhe to sab police walon ki suratein ek jaisi hi lagti hain


Hera Pheri
kabira speaking...mast naam hai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le...

Maine Pyar Kiya
Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana nahi..

Satte pe Satta
Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai.

Sholay
mera naam soorma bhopali aisei nahin hai

Golmaal
Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se kaam chalana padegaa


Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
he's my chotta brother mera praa


Maine Pyar Kiya
ciggrette smokin is injurious to health sehat k liye hanikarak hota hai


Om Shanti Om
ye to hamari family problem hai


Satte pe Satta
Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...

Hera Pheri
Arey samjhata hoon naa baba,, par phele mujhey yeh to samjha ki samjhana kya hai?


Waqt
arre yeh to kuch bhi nahin

Chupke Chupke
saheb aap neemnagaman karenge ya unka oordwagam hoga

Sholay
Yuki muze befizul baat karne ki aadat to hai nahi....


Golmaal (Old)
jiske paas mooch nahi hai, uske paas mann hi nahi hai

Hum Tum
Oh it's my tom Cruise look yaar!!!!


kal Ho Naa Ho
Kunwari Kudi noo phone lagaun kya


Maine Pyar Kiya
abhi mood nahin hai...

Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..


Waqt (Old)
gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar, jan-e-tamanna- , noor-e-chashm


Lucky
Main is kism ka naujawan nahin hoon yakeen karo mera .........

Satte pe Satta
main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ...
Sholay
Saala Nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai

Golmaal (Old)
Haan, Haan, desi kapdon ka mazak nahin udaoge to broadminded kaise kahlaoge?

Koi Mil Gaya
mein roj bournvita pitaa hoon..........aur aap?????????

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