Bollywood Dialogues

Om Shanthi Om Dialogues

2010-05-13T01:26:00.000-07:00

Itni shidaat se main tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai,
hi har zaare ne mujhe tumse milane ki saazish ki hai.

Kehte hain ki ...... Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho to puri kayanat usey tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai.

Aaj aap sabh ne mujhe meri chaahat se milaeya, thank you, thank you very much. Main aap sab ka shukar guzaar hoon.
Ki aapne mere kwabon ko yakeen mein badal diya, itna ki I feel like the King of thee World.

Aur aaj, is baat ka bhi yakeen ho gaya, ki humari filmon ki tarah humari zindagi mein bhi end mein sab theek ho jaata hai.
Happys Endings. Aur agar, aur agar theek na ho to woh the end nahin hai dosto, picture abhi baaki hai.

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Some Bollywood Classic Dialogues (Repeated thousands of Times)

2010-02-27T07:09:00.000-08:00

* The classic:

"main tumhaare bachche ki maan banne waali hoon."

* The eternal reason for being the victim of anything that can
happen to you in
hindi films :" Mai gareeb hoon na , isliye ...."

* A main character in the movie will go to the temple and say :
"Bhagwan mainey tumse aaj tak kuch nahin maanga....."

* Old hindi movie :
"Aiye ji sunte ho.. Aap bade woh hein."

* Lover-girl to leaving lover-boy :
"Mai tumhare bina nahin jee sakti "

* "Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hein"
&
* "Rukjao! kanoon ko apne haath mein mat lo"

* Judge announcing his decision in filmi court :
"Gawaaoon key bayaanat aur saboot ko madde nazar rakhtey
Taz-e-raat-e-hind, dafaa 302 ke tahet , muzrim ko sazaaye maut di jaati hai"

* " Muzrim ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaata hai"

* " Main is Geeta per haath rakhkar yeh saugandh leta hoon ki jo bhi
kahoonga sach kahoonga, aur sach ke siva kuch nahin kahoonga."

* "Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey"

* " Raam Raam kaaka"

* " Jug Jug jiyo beta "

* " Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhaane ke layak nahin rahe"

* " Kya issi din ke liye tujhe paal pos ke bada kiya tha?"

* Typical farmer ka dialogue :
" mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai "

* Hero/heroine after opening their eyes in the hospital :
" Main kahan hoon?"

* " Hum jahaan khade hote hein, line wahin sey shuru hoti hai"

* " Mai kahti hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey"

* "Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein"

* A Prem-Chopra-type villian to the heroine/village belle :
" In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai"

* " Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do"

* " Maine tumhe kya samjha, Aur tum kya nikley!"

* doctor :
" Ab Sab oopar waale key haath mein hai"

* The doctor to the paitent's near n' dear one :
" I'm sorry, hum kuch nahin kar sakey"

* doctor : " Chowbees ghante tak hosh nahin aiya to ..... "

* " Agar Maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa."

* " Jyaada hoshiayari karne ki koshish maat karna "

* Amitabh in a hajaar movies :
" Nahin chhodunga tujhe. Jaan sey maar daaloonga."

* " Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga"

* " Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai"

* A heroine's expression of what love does to her :
" Mera dil dhak-dhak karta hai "

* " Ajji sunte ho , munna ke pitajee "

* Rich father to son : " Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga "

* " Zamaane ne thokar laga-laga ke is dil ko paththar bana diya"

* Dharmendra in a hajaar movies : " Kutte! Kamine ! ....."
" Yeh Taklooooo!"

* Lalita Pawar in a hajaar scenes : " Chudeil! Kide pade tere ....."

* Best way to threaten someone from doing anything against your
wishes :
" Agar tumhe maine yeh karne diya, to mera naam ______ nahin"
" Tumne yeh kiya, to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga "

* " Woh kutte ki maut marega "

* " Bol! Bol heere kahan chuppa rakhe hai "

* The favoirite emotional blackmail :
" Tune yeh kiya to tu mere mara muh dekhegi "

* Inspector Iftekar on a megaphone :
" Apne aap ko police ke hawaale kar do. Police ne chaaron taraf
sey tumhe gher liya hai "
" Apne hathiyaar phenk do "

* The classic : " Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti !"

* One of the very best : " Mai tere bachche ki maa banne waali hoon
"

* "Jurm ki duniya ka betaaj badshah ... Kaaliya/Don/whatever "

* Tikku Talsaniya in a hajaar movies " Ouff! Yeh kya ho raha hai "

* Keshto in a million movies " Hi-HEEYAAHH!"

* Shatru a hajaar times " Abbe ChaparGanju! "

* The villian's sidekick : "Boss! Maal pakda gaya "

* "Jo sheeshe ke gharon mein rehne hein, woh doosron pe paththar
nahin
phenkte"

* "Hum woh hein jo paththar ko kaanch se tod liya karte hein"

* All filmi chowkidaars : " Shhalaam Shhaab!"

*- The stereotypical announcer : " Bhaiyon aur behnon ...." "
Ladies and
Gentelmen ..."
- Mehmood, the announcer : " Ladies and Ledas ...."

* " Har kutte ka din aata hai "

* " Mai tumahara aihsaan zindagi bhar nahin bhoolonga"

* " Itnay paise tum kahan sey laiye ?"

* " Bacchhhhaaaooooooooooo......."

* " Police mere peeche lagi hui hai .."

* " Tum mere liye mar chuke ho "

* " Ghar mein do-do jawaan betiyaan hein"

* " Lo! - Muh meertha karo "

* " Hato naa! Log kya kahenge "

* " Khabardaar jo mujhe haath bhi lagayaa .."

* " Aarre! isse to tez bukhaar hai "

* " Maa tum kitni achi ho"

* " Bhaiyaaa!"

* " Yeh aap kya keh rahen hein, bhai sahab?"

* " Aaj Pinky ka janam din hai"

* " Gurkha, isse dhakke maarke bahar nikaal do "

* " Mai yeh tumhaara aihsaan zindagi bhart nahin bhoolonga"

* "Yeh anyay hai Bhagwan"

* "Driver, gaadi roko"

* " pulice ko tum jaise naujawaanon per naaz hai"

* "Ab tumhari maa hanmare kabze mein hai "
" Agar tum paanch llaakh leker, silver beech ke puraney killey pe
nahin
aiye, to mai usse bum se udaa doongaa"

* " Goli se udaa do usse"

* Nirupa roy's favourite " Ek baar mujhe maa kehkar pukaro beta"

* Gracious father taking the blame for his son :
" Yeh khoon maine kiya hai, melod!"

* " Bhaagne ki koshish mat karna"

* " ... mujhe tumhaare is behte hue khoon ki kasam ...."

* " Yeh sauda tumhe bahut mehnga padega"

* Dumb looking hero coming to blind mom :
" Maa, mai first class first pass ho gaya hoon"

* "Beti, tu to paraya dhan hai "

* "Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Renu"

* " Zabaan ko lagaam do .."

* The hindi film unnux :
" Aaja re mere raaja "

* On a suhaagraat nite, wife to husband :
" Doodh pee lijiya"

* " Seedhi Anguli se ghee nikalne waala nahin"

* " Hume tedi anguli se ghee nikaalna aata hai"

* " Kutte ki dum tedi-ki-tedi hi rehti hai "

* " Bhabhi, tumhare haath ki chai peene ko man kar raha hai "

* Dharmendra : " Chun Chun ke maaroonga, ek-ek ko chun chun ke
maroonga "

* " Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai "

Specific dialogues :
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* Hapless victim: " Bhagwaan ke liye mujhe chhod do!"
Shakti Kapoor : " Aaare bhagwaan ke liye chhod doon to mai kya
karoon?
prasaad khaoon?"

* Utpal Dutt to his daughter in GolMaal :
" Tumhari shaadi usse nahin hogi jisse tum pyaar karti ho, balki
usse hogi
jisse mai pyaar karta hoon."

Here are ten more contributed by Deepak Deolalikar:

1. Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega

2. Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai

3. judge sahab, maine khoon nahi kiya.

4. kash tum mera yakin kar sakti

5. mein kisi ke muh dikhane kabil nahi rahi

6. ham barbad ho gaye

7. ghar mein jawan beti hai ........

8. tumhare khyal kitne neech hain

9. Tum mujhe galat samajh rahi ho....kash mein sachchai bata sakta

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3 Idiots Funny Balatkar Speech (By Chatur (Silencer))

2010-02-10T05:05:00.000-08:00

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D

tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo …aaj

agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai ..to uska

shreya sirrf ek insaan ko jaata hai Shri Veeru sahastra buddhe

..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really you are

Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe

balatkar kiye ………umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege ..hami to

aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar

kaisi kar sakta hai …….…inhone kadi tapaasya se aapne aapko is

kaabil bunaya hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi

inse seeke ..seeke inse seeke ….

aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge

..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka

naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki

shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein

nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski

hamein sakht zaroorat thi …Stan ..stan hota sabi ke paas hai ..sab

chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stan is balatkari

purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

Is swarn awsar par ek shlok yaad aa rahe hai……uthmam dadddad

padam..Madhyam padam thuchchuk thuchchuk….kanistham thudthudiya

padam..sud sudi pran katakammm !!! aaaha

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Countries of World

2009-11-06T13:03:00.000-08:00

\Look at this site..one of the best site I have ever seen...(as I made it :)

www.countriesofworld.com
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Hindi Movie Dialogues To Promote Sanskrit

2009-09-24T07:43:00.001-07:00

A Sanskrit-teaching academy based in Ahamdabad is using the dialogues from Hindi movies to promote India’s oldest language, Sanskrit.

This initiative has been taken by the Academy to break the popular view that the Sanskrit is a language which is hard to learn and of little use.

Eklavya Sanskrit Academy (ESA) has been using the dialogues from some Bollywood super hit movies like Sholay and Deewar, which is then translated into Sanskrit. This initiative is aimed at promoting the ancient language among the youth and general public.

"There is a myth prevailing among people that Sanskrit is a difficult language. They also think of it as a language which has no use," Mihir Upadhyay, director of the academy, told reporters.

"But, the language has immense potential. Even the advertising world quotes Sanskrit shlokas and many manuscripts hold great knowledge. We want to create awareness about Sanskrit and promote research," he said.

"We also want to show people that Sanskrit is an easy and interesting language. To popularise it, we recently did an experiment by using dialogues of around 17 superhit Hindi films to attract people, mainly youths," Upadhyay said.

For example, the famous dialogue by Amjad Khan (Gabbar) in film Sholay, "Ab tera Kya Hoga Kalia? (What will happen to you Kalia), will be translated as "Kaalia, tav ki bhavisyasi?" in Sanskrit.
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Shahrukh Khan Dialogues

2009-09-24T07:18:00.000-07:00

Kal Ho Naa Ho

"Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!"

Devdas

"Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ..."

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

"Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."

Mohabbatein

"Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein..."

Baadshah

"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar hota hai"

Dil Se

"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"

Deewana

"Jaante hain aap, par samajhte nahin...ke yeh sirph ek itefaaq hai...ke aap mere pita hain, aur main aap ka beta"

Duplicate

"Bebe, ab main tujhe dekhaonga ke tera babloo apne bheje se mannu ko kaise harata hai"

Baazigar

"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"

Yes Boss

"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"

Anjaam

"door gagan mein ek tara mujhko lagta hai pyaara..mujhko mera tara dede maa mujhe vo tara dede…"

"It's alright Senorita, Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain."

"Mujhe to koi ek ladki pasand aa hi nahi sakti hai... ab kisi ki aankhen achi hai, to kisi naak achi hai, kisi ke honth ache hain, kisi ke kaan ache hain."

"aap bhi kamaal karti hain maa, abhi abhi to apne mujhe beta bola, aur ek hi pal mein paraya kar diya..."

Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge

"Mar Gaya Rahul"

"Main Pyar wyar mein yakheen hi nahin karta"

"Rahul...naam to suna hoga?"

Dil To Pagal Hai

"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"

"Yes Boss"

Yes Boss

"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"

Baazigar

"Ki.. Ki.. Ki...Kiran"

Darr

"Bebe, ab main tujhe dekhaonga ke tera babloo apne bheje se mannu ko kaise harata hai"

Duplicate

"Jaante hain aap, par samajhte nahin...ke yeh sirph ek itefaaq hai...ke aap mere pita hain, aur main aap ka beta"

Deewana

"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"

Dil Se

"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar ho hai"

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"

Baadshah

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My Favorites

2009-09-19T22:31:00.000-07:00

here are some external links, I really like to visit.

www.eanveshan.com
Its about exploring great wisdom of ancient sages, whom I respect most in this world.its basically science in sanskrit type of thing, which aims at finding scientific evidences in sanskrit texts.

Guru Dialogues

2009-04-29T05:29:00.000-07:00

Guru Dialogues

2009-04-29T05:27:00.000-07:00

GURU DIALOGUES ( PAANCH MINUTE SCENE)

2009-04-29T05:17:00.000-07:00

Gurukant Desai: Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai. Unke waqt main gulami kanoon tha, unhone naya kanoon banaya humari azadi ka kanoon. Main bapu nahi hoon main bas apna dhanda karna janta hoon, mehnat janta hoon garibi janta hoon.

Do kameez ek biwi aur ek saale le kar Bombay aaya tha socha tha business karoonga. Yahan pahuncha to dekha ki dhande karne ke saare darwaze band the. Who khulte the to sirf ameeron ke liye. Sarkari darwaze the yeh aap ke banaye hue ya to laat mar kar khulte the ya ji hazoori de ke. Maine dono kiya jahan laat mar sakta tha laat maari, jahan bola salaam do maine bola salaam lo. Aaj mujhe yahan khada kar ke aap log yeh kah rahe ki yeh aadmi itni laat kyon marta hai, sala salam bahut karta hai.
Kis baat se naraz hai aap meri tarakki se ya meri trakki ki tezi se ya isliye sab gaussa hai ki ek mamooli ganwar ki had se aagey chala gaya hoon main
Aapne ilzaam lagaya hai na mujhe par excise, custom, income tax ye tax who tax.jab dhanda maine shuru kiya tha In sab shabdon ka matlab nahi janta tha kai baar gira hoon tab jaa kar seekha hoon. Paise bachane ke liye Payedhooni se 20-20 km chala hoon Kelasilk ka ye bada gadda sar pe dho ke. Paise ki keemat kya hoti hai main janta hoon, agar paisa ban sakta tha to maine banaya hai lekin sirf apne liye nahi apne 30 lakh shareholders ke liye bhi.
Aapke kuch 3 minute baaki hai
Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata, ye ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta hoon lekin apne dhande ka mazboot khiladi hoon main. Polyster banana janta hoon fibre, chemical wo bhi A1 quality ka sabse saste daam main. Yeh hai meri galti is liye maafi mangoon aap se………….Petrol pump attendant tha main dabbe le ke ghoomta hai jaise apna desh haath faila ke ghoomta hai world bank ke aagey paise de do sadak banana hai. Kyon na badle kismet humari humari aur humare desh ki, aap chahte hai main humesha petrol pump attendant rahoon. Humein kyon teesri duniya bulaya jaata hai humein bhi haq hai pehli duniya ban ne ka aur hum ban sakte hai. Hum wahan pahunch sakte hai who upar top tak.
Yahan tak pahunchne ke liye bahut kuch khoya hai maine yeh haath khoye hai maine latka rehta hai sala. Aur jab tak yeh enquiry khatam hogi na jaane kya kya kho doonga main apni awaz, apna dimaag. Lekin ek cheez aap mujhse nahi cheen paoge who hai meri himmat, who nahi khoonga main. Kyone ki meri himaat aam aadmi ki himmat hai, Is desh ki himmat hai. Arey is desh ki tarakki par kaunsi enquiry bithayenge aap aur humein kaun si enquiry rok payegi.
Aap ne mujhe 5 minute diya than a sadhe 4 minute main sab khatam kar diya. 30 second munafa yahi hota hai business aur agar iske liye bhi aap mujhe sazaa sena chahe to de dijiye Gurukant Desai saza se nahi darta.

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Dil Chahta Hai Funny Scene

2009-04-29T05:16:00.000-07:00

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Dil Chahta Hai Dialogue

2009-04-29T05:15:00.000-07:00

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Dil Chahta Hai Funny Dialogue

2009-04-29T05:12:00.000-07:00

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Dil Chahta Hai Christine Scene

2009-04-29T05:11:00.000-07:00

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Dil Chahta Hai Scene

2009-04-29T05:10:00.000-07:00

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Dil Chahta Hai Dialogue

2009-04-29T05:09:00.000-07:00

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Dil Chahta hai Dialogue

2009-04-29T05:02:00.000-07:00

Dialogue from bollywood movie Dil Chahta Hai

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Dil Chahta Hai Dialogues

2009-04-29T04:58:00.000-07:00

Sameer: Oh my god! Main Priya ko phone karna bhool gaya She is gonna kill me
Sid: Tu Priya se itna darta kyon hai
Sameer: Yaar main us se darta nahi hoon I love her aur main use dukh nahi pahunchana chahta use khona nahi chahta main
Aakash: Sameer, meri samajh main yeh nahi aata tu use bardasht kaise karta hai girlfriend kam aur boss jyada lagti hai
Sameer: Aakash is waqt mujhe tumhari Vishesh Tippani ki nahi tumhari madad ki zaroorat hai. Kya karoon ab.
Sid: Tujhe kya lagta hai
Aakash: Main batata hoon to use phone laga aur maafi maang aur use bol kit u aakash se fir kabhi nahi milega.
Sameer: Shut up man aakash tu janta hai main aisa nahi karoonga
Aakash: Kahin use dukh na pahunche kahin tu use kho na de. Ha ha ha Christ.
Sameer: Tu kabhi nahi sudharega na. Sameer tu itni si baat ko itna serious kyon bana raha hai. Just relax….Relax use phone laga baat kar sab theek ho jayega. Ok.
Sameer: Hiie Pri…ya
Sameer: Haan main
Sameer: Magar vo
Sameer: Suno to
Sameer: Tumne to
Sameer: Lekin main
Sameer: Kab se keh
…….
…….
Sameer:Main aakash ke yahan
Sameer: Hellllo

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Hum Tum Scene

2009-04-29T04:55:00.000-07:00

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Hum Tum Marriage Dialogue

2009-04-29T04:54:00.000-07:00

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Hum Tum Airport Dialogues

2009-04-29T04:50:00.000-07:00

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Bollywood Hum Tum Dialogues

2009-04-29T04:49:00.000-07:00

Riya: Yes, Karan
Karan: Hi Riya
Riya: Don’t Hi Riya me, Okay!
Karan: Naraz ho
Riya: hmmm
Karan: Theek hai main wapas ghar chala jaata hoon
Riya: what??
Karan: main wapas ghar chala jaata hoon
Riya: Ummm??
Karan: main tumhare ghar ke bhara hoon. (Riya Opens the door) Bahut bhook lagi hai khane ko kuch milega
Riya: it’s so nice to be back in India, Mumma theek kehti hai Apna desh to apna hi hota hai
Karan: Tumse kisne kaha tha paris main jaa kar rehne ko. I am sorry Riya I didn’t meant that.
Riya: No No No don’t be sorry, Karan baat aisi thi ki main India main rehti to Mumma aur mere rishtedaar meri dubara shaadi karne ki baat karte rehte aur sameer ke jaane ke baad mera in sab baton par se man uth cuka tha. Kisi ke jaane ke baad bhi pyaar thode na kam ho jaata hai. Sameer ka pyar mere saath hamesha rahega. I will always love him
Karan: Ya, I can understand that but iska matlab yeh to nahi ki tum apni zindagi fir se shuru nahi kar sakti. I mean you can’t stop living.
Riya: Haan but apni zindagi fir se shuru karne ke liya sahi saathi ka milna bahut zarrori hai. Jo chai ki tray pakadne se nahi milne wala.
Karan: Haan aur agar mil bhi jaye to
Riya: What rubbish
Karan: No come on yaar. Main bahugt manta hoon arranged marriages; I am a big believer in arranged marriages. I am serious yaar . Hum pretend karte hai ki hum yahan arranged marriage ki mulakat ke liye aaye hai
Riya: Kyon nahi, Subah ke 2 baje hum pretend karte hai
Karan: Hello Riya, mera naam champak bhumiya hai tumhari mausi ki bhanji ki beti ki saheli tumhari bahut taareef karti hai. Usne kaha ki hum ek dusre ke liye perfect hai; ek duje ke liye Riya.
Riya: Why not!!!
Karan: Come on man Riya, Don’t be a close. Chalo am not champak bhumiya. Genuinely koi smart sa aadmi tumse pooche paris main itne saal akele rehne ke baad tum Bombay main mere saath adjust kar paogi.
Riya: Sandwitch
Karan: Thank You Riya come one. Sit down
Riya: Come on karan it is not funny.
Karan: It is funny it is FUN. Remember FUN. Come on!
Riya (Laughs ): Ok. Tum kya pooch rahe the?
Karan: Paris main itne saal rehne ke baad kyat um Bombay main mere saath adjust kar paogi.
Riya: Sheher ke saath adjust karne se jyada zaroori hai logon ke saath adjust karna aur do log yadi apas main khush hai to Bombay ho ya Paris kya farak padta hai.
Karan: 10 on 10 that’s a perfect answer. Aur shaadi ke baad tum kaam bhi karogi?
Riya: Kyon tum nahi chahte ki main shaadi ke baad kaam karoon
Karan: Nahi Nahi yaar I think it is great. Mujhe lagta hai har aurat ko kaam karna chahiye aur sirf time pass ke liye nahi balki seriously tumhari tarah.
Riya: Now That’s a perfect answer 10 on 10
Karan: Thank you. Aur bachon ke bare main kya khayal hai?
Riya: Kya bachon ke baare main?
Karan: Nahi nahi tum nahi. Tum mujhse nahi poochne wali ki kya mujhe bache pasand hai ya…
Riya: Haan Haan to kya tumhe bache pasand hai
Karan: Behad, Mujhe sabse pehle ek ladki chahiye beautiful and intelligent tumhari tarah. Main bahut acha daddy banoonga aur mere jaisa koi bhi ladka uske saamne aayega to uski taange tod doonga Haramzada.
Riya: Aur tumhe aisa lagta hai kit um aisa karoge to ek ache pita kehlaoge
Karan: Dekho tum itni achi maa hogi ki main agar bachon ko thoda bigaad bhi doon to kya farak padta hai.
Riya: Acha saari mehnat main karoona ur saare maze tum luto.
Karan: Haan meri nazar se dekho to kamaal ki shaadi hai humari. Bas is family photo ko complete karne ke liye humein ek chota sa kutta rakhna chahiye.
Riya: Aur hum usko tommy bulayenge
Karan: Kafi bakwaas sa naam hai. Acha theek hai tommy. lekin ek shart par, Tommy ki sair ki zimmedari tumhari hai, main yeh sab nahi kar sakta.
Riya: Done
Karan: Main sirf use khane ki table par baith kar apni plate se haddiyan khilaoonga le tommmy kha le tommy kha. That’s all I am gonna do.
Riya: To shaadi ke baad tum bache aur tommy ko bigaadne ke alawa kya karoge?
Karan: Aur karne ko hai hi kya main bas maze se aram se apni zindagi jiyoonga apne bache aur tommy ke saath….. aur haan tumhare saath bhi! Sorry!
Riya: To main bache aur tommy ke baad aati hoon
Karan: No no that was a mistake, tumhare saath
Riya: To main bache aur tommy ke baad aati hoon
Karan: No Riya that was…. I am sorry
Riya: Agar tumne mera naam bache aur tommy ke baad liya to main tumhare chote chote chote chote tukde kar ke usi tommy ko khila doongi
Karan: Acha baba acha I am sorry aaj ke baat bache aur tommy baad main sabse jyada tumhe pyaar karoonga.

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Bollywood Devdas Dialogues

2009-04-29T04:41:00.000-07:00

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Bollywood Romantic Dialogues

2009-04-29T04:33:00.000-07:00

Romantic Dialogue Scenes from Bollywood !!
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Famous Dialogues of Amitabh Bachchan

2009-04-28T04:27:00.000-07:00

"Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?" -Amar Akbar Anthony
"Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai." -Kaala Paththar
"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi
"Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon." -Trishul
"Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar." -Trishul
"Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai (?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai." -Sharabi
"Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon." -Sharabi
"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi
"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain." -Deewar
"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai." -Kaaliya
"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah." -Shahenshah
"Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal." -Coolie
"Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha." -Kaaliya
"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai." -Don
"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa." -Laawaris
"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?" -Sholay
"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai." -Satte pe Satta
"Eh Caancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hattha hai?" -Agneepath
"Lekin woh aayee kyon nahin?" -Naseeb
"Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?" - Kaalia
"Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai...." -Silsila
"Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka maalik hoon bete." -Shakti
"Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it." -Kaala Patthar
"Mai feke hue paise ko nahi uthatha." -Deewar
"Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota." -Mard
"Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai." -Agneepath
"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai." -Sharaabi
"Sooryavansh ek aag hai jisme doston ke liye jitni joyti hai, dushmanon ke liye utni hi juala. Bhoon dalo is kambaqt ko." -Sooryavansham

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Sholay Dialogues

2009-04-27T07:36:00.000-07:00

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Tarikh pe Tarikh Video

2009-04-18T20:27:00.001-07:00

Chup Chup Ke Dialogues

2009-04-18T20:18:00.000-07:00

Is ghar me kitne pariwaar rahte hai?
Yahi Koi 15 -16
To isse ghar kyo bolte hai Zila kyo nahi ghoshit kar dete

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Bollywood Dialogues, Fanaa Scene

2009-04-18T20:17:00.000-07:00

I start this thread with a Scene from FANAA, which I watched again recently. A very poignant scene.
Rehan (Aamir Khan) is a Kashmiri terrorist but pretends to be a tourist guide. Zooni (a visually challenged girl played by Kajol) doesn't know this and is in love with him. Aamir too is drawn towards her, but is apprehensive of the relationship & doesn't want it to continue, since he will not be able to reciprocate her love. For once his mission is complete, he will have to run into hiding, and will be leaving a lovelorn girl with a broken heart. So he pretends to ignore Kajol while taking a group of tourists around Delhi. This is the dialogue which follows :
Kajol : Dikhayi mujhe nahin deta aur tum mujhe nahin dekh sakte?
Bhool kare humse agar koyi bhool ho,
to bhool samajhkar bhula dena.
lekin bhulaana sirf bhool ko,
galati se bhi hamein naa bhula dena.
Aamir : Nahin Zooni, tumhare Friend ne theek hi kaha tha, tumhe kisi shehzaade se pyar karna chahiye. Mujh jaise shaitan se nahin.
Kajol : Ab bahut der ho chuki hai. Yeh shaitan hi mera shehzaada hai !
Aamir : Main tumhe kuch nahin de sakta Zooni. Maine tumse kaha tha main zarooraton ko maanta hoon, pyaar aur ahsaas ko nahin. Auratein mere liye sheharon ki tarah hoti hain - kuch din ek shehar mein bithana, usmein kho jaana, aur phir agala shehar, yehi main hoon. Aur main badal nahin sakta.
Kajol : Dekho Rehan, ye shehzaadon wali baatein khwabon mein achchi lagti hain, hakeekat mein nahin. Mujhe tum mile ho, yeh hakeekat hai. Hum ittefaaq se nahin, kismat se mile hain. Poori zindagi nahin to, kam se kam agle baarah ghante to hum saath mein bitha sakte hain. Shaayad hamaare paas sirf aaj hai, sirf aaj. Sirf ab.
Aamir : Mere aur kareeb mat aao Zooni, ye toofan tumhe tabaah kar dega.
Kajol : Tere dil mein meri saanson ko Panaah mil jaaye, teri ishq mein meri jaan Fanaa ho jaaye !
Aamir : Tum mujhse itni mohabbat kaise kar sakti ho Zooni ? Koyi kisi se itni mohabbat kaise kar sakta hai ? Ek vaada karta hoon Zooni, ye agale baarah ghante tumhaare zindagi ke sabse haseen hone waale hain.

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Comic Bollywood Dialogues

2009-04-16T08:05:00.000-07:00

Andaz Apna Apna
Yeh bandook apna nishana khud dhoondta hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
Apun ko question poochne ka hai, koi mar rela ho to usko form bharna zaroori hai kya

Munna Bhai MBBS
Jadoo ki jhappi...

Munna Bhai MBBS
Take a deep breath!!! CALM DOWN CALM DOWN!!

Jab We Met
bachpan se naa...mujhe shaadi karne kaa bahut craze hai by god!
Damini Emotags:
Tareekh pe tareekh milti rahi hai lekin insaaf nahin milta. Milti hai to sirf tareekh. Kanoon ke dalalon ne tareekh ko ek hathiyar ki tarah istemaal kiya hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
do-sau cheh kisam ka toh sirf haddi hota hai. todte wakt apun ne kabhi socha kya?

Devdas
Yun nazar ki baat ki, aur dil chura gaye, Hum to samjhe the put, aap to dhadkan suna gaye.

Jab We Met
tum na original piece ho

Jab We Met
aye haaye... aur tumhe kaha rakhna chahiye? train me ho par pata nahi train kahan jaa rahi hai, anjaan kisi station par utar jaate ho fir paaglon ki tarah gaadi chala ke almost meri jaan leke yaha pahuchte ho aur yaha kya andhere raaste par chale jaa rahe ho, akele, ratlam ki galiyon me, yaar tumhara problem kya hai bata hi do, sorry sorry sorry tum apni problem kisi ke share nahi karte, right, bachchan ke fan ho kya, angry young man, khush to bahut hoge aaj tum, hein, agnipath agnipath, achcha tumhara favourite hero kaun hai, ye to koi secret nai hai yaar

Munna Bhai MBBS
abbe char aane ki murgi barah aane ka masala...duu kya ek rakh ke...

Dil Chahta Hai This is my mom and my dad. This is your dad and your mom.

Jab We Met
Zindagi, ek rail ki patri hai, ek inch ka bend aur meelo ki doori hai, meri bhi kahi traine choothi hai par un jamane me main mard tha... matlab aaj bhi hun, magar tum ek ladki ho!! Akeli ladki khuli hui tijori ki tarah hoti hai, pata hain tumhare saath kya kya ho sakta hain...
EmotagsMain bolega to log boley gey ke bolta hey

humne socha hum hi apke deewane honge lekin saare nuajavan aapke deewane nikle, dil ne socha rab se shikayat kare lekin khuda hi apni moorat ke deewane nikle!!
Munna Bhai MBBS
boyfriend bole to?

Deewar EmotagsMain aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahi leta...

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai..
Jab We Met
picnic par aaye hain hum log, tumhe na uthake museum mein rakhna chahiye, ticket lagna chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye

Jab We Met
log katl karne ke liye mujhe dhoondh rahein hain, ladki bhagane ka ilzam mere sir par hain aur mujhe ladki bhi nahi mil rahi hain
Munna Bhai MBBS
Subah ho gayi mamu

Jab We Met
by God aaj tak ek train miss nahi hui meri!!

Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!

Andaz Apna Apna
Sorry boss, ghalti se mistake ho gaya

Andaz Apna Apna
Ullu-gadhaa-paagal toh mein bhi keh sakta tha -lekin mujhe pata hai, jo shakal se aap lagte hain, woh hain nahi

Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....

Agneepath
Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.
Dil Chahta Hai
Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja.....
Andaz Apna Apna
Mein hoon Crime Master Gogo, aankhen nikaal ke gotiya kheloonga

Munna Bhai MBBS
aaa gabbar kya chadar ki tarah phailela hai palang parr.
Andaz Apna Apna
Do dost ek cup se chai piyengey. Isse dosti badti hai, pyar badta hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
bhai yeh kaisa kamra hai... challu hote hi khatam hogaya !!!

Aakhir Kyon ... ???
Yahin to maat kha gaya INDIA

Munna Bhai MBBS
Dr. Suman, Bole to apni woh chinki kaisi hai dikhne mai.... Bachpan mein to moti thi.... ab kaise dikhti hai woh

Amar Akbar Anthony
arrey, yeh toh karate bhi jaanta hai

Amar Akbar Anthony
Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?

Bunty Aur Babli
Yeh World hai naa world...isme do tarah ke log hote hain...ek jo ek zindagi main ek hi kaam kartein hain aur doosre jo ek hi zindagi main bahut saare kaam kar jaatein hain...yeh woh doosre type ke logon main se thhy

Sholay
So ja bete, so ja. nahin to Gabbar aa jaaega

Bunty Aur Babli
Madam.............. i m your only adam!!

Chupke Chupke
jab t.o to, aur d.o do, toh phir g.o goo kyoon nahin?

Andaz Apna Apna
Hai'laah! Ouiiiii Maa!

Andaz Apna Apna
Aaj toh apna bad luck hi kharab hai

Namak Halal
E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english, because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.

Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Dil Chahta Hai
kya kar raha hai yaar...mard ban... be a man

Jab We Met
tum to bhut ameer nikle...please meri behen ke saath bhaag jao...hum sabki life set ho jayegi....hahaha

Badshah
Kabhi Kabhi dil jodne ke liye dil todna parta hai, aur dil tod ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain

Jab We Met
andar aa gayi hoon main .. ab toh mera haath chod do ... itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main

Andaz Apna Apna
Sir, yeh Vasco Da Gama ke zamane ki gun hai. Kiske mama ki gun hai?

Andaz Apna Apna
Aap mahaan hai! Aap shaktimaan hai! Aap -- etc etc, balki mein to kehta hu ki... aap purush hi nahi hai! ... Kyaa ????!!! Mera matlab, aap MAHApurush hai

Munna Bhai MBBS
kya naam hai aapka....ooh ...Dr. Suman.....apun hai na tension nahi leneka
Munna Bhai MBBS
Kyon uncle.... Juice pivanu, carrom ramwanu..... Mazza ni life :)

Andaz Apna Apna
Tum prem se jab milogi, prem ke prem main prem deewani ho jaogi.

Chupke Chupke
Aap mujhe itne lambe naam se kyun bulati hain .. Aap mujhe pyare mohan nahin .... sirf pyare boliye. Pyareeeeeeeeee..

Dil Chahta Hai
Iska matlab hum teeno sydney jaa rahe hai..(teeno).. ha tum, main aur yeh plane.
Adalat
Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum

Andaz Apna Apna
Muscle dekhe hai na mere, MUSSAL ke rakh doonga

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
apoon ne life mein sirf ekich baar jhooth bolaa thaa,,,,,woh bhi 92 me........ek bachhe ki atthanni kho gayee thi aur woh jor jor se ro rahaa thaa......tho apoon ne usko apni atthanni di aur bola ki rakhle maamoo, ye tera hai

Chupke Chupke
saab, iska toh differential mein lafda hai
Ishq
Zindagi mein teen chezoon ke pechey khabi nahi bagna chahia : bus, train or chokri. Ab latak gaya na bech mein

Masti
Meri biwi biwi nahi satelite hai satellite....jahan jataa hoon wahan aa jati hai...janoo kahan ho

Om Shanti Om
main tumhe kahi bore to nahi kar raha hoon....

Sharaabi
Meri zindagi ka tambu teen bambu pe khada hai sharab, shayari aur aap

Yarana
Kacha papad, Pakka Papad

Main Hoon Naa
ram aur lakshman saari mahabharat ek ghar mein

Main Hoon Naa
maine to pehli hi apni ankhein bandh kar rakhi hai

Om Shanti Om Emotags: comic
Yanna Rascalaan........ Mind it!

Sholay
Hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailor hian. Haha

Golmaal (Old)
Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6'' chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !!

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
ab ladke tumhe kyun dekh rahe hain ye toh you know aur ladkiyaan tumhen isleye dekh rahi hai kyunki....

Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi
bachhe ki jaan lega

Dil Chahta Hai
Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!

Sharabi
yeh duniya paise ki itni dewaani kyon hai munshiji

Hera Pheri
Yeh Babu Rao Ka Ishtyle hai

Yes Boss
Kehena padta hai..... YESS BOSS

Main Hoon Naa
gaya to gaya baby

Raja Hindustani
Memshaab, us din aapko meri baat aachi lagi isliye aap ne mujhe bakshish di, aaj mujhe aap ki baat aachi laagi isliye mein aap ko aaj bakshish de raha hoon.....

Sholay
Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?

Jab We Met
Excuse Me...kya yeh sab aap free mein bol rahen hai ya kuch charge karte hai....kyon ki mere paas chillar nahi hai...

Lagaan
Koi Mushkil Nahe hai Tipu, Gore Patlun Pahen ke ei khel ka Kirket kahet hai or Hum langoti band ke Gulli-Danda. Samja Are hamar Baap Dada kehalat are re hai gulli-danda

Mujhse Shaadi Karoge
sameer....dekh aur kuch seekh...

Sharabi
Muchhe ho to nathulal ji ke jaisi ho warna na ho

Dil To Pagal Hai
Mar Gaya Rahul

Hera Pheri
Sala kisko boltai re........ sala nahi bolne ka, sala!
Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
ey double battery single power

Rang De Basanti
Bebe aie hai teri noo... Is da naam hai soo

Sholay
Tera kya hoga re Kaaliya?

Jab We Met
aap convince ho gaye ya main aur boloon

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhaai,tumko pakkaa yakeen hai na, ki baar-baar andar aane se apun ki ijjat badhegi?

Sharabi
Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Bade bade shehron mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain ... senorita
Jab We Met
Main apni favourite hoon :)

Hera Pheri
mereko kuve ke dono taraf se.. andar bahar.. dono taraf se wallpaper mangta!!!

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai vinamra hokar bolneka...bole toh desh hi wat lageli nahi...durgati ho gayee hai
Rang De Basanti
College ke is side hum duniya ko nachate hain...aur collage ke us side duniya hamein nachati hai..

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Aaj tune dharamveer khandan ki naak ded inch unchi kar di hum sab to hindustan me fail hue the tune london mein fail ho ke dikhadiya

Sholay
ab dekhne waali baat ye hai ki taanga kaun chala raha hai...

Jab We Met
tum hamesha aise hi bakwaas karti ho ya phir aaj koi special occasion hai

Namak Halal
In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.

Sholay
Ghoda agar ghaas se dosti kar lega to khayegga kya?? isliye main ye paise le leti hu
Hera Pheri
Uthale re baba uthale.. mereko nahi in dono ko!!!!

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
I looove Ladoo :p

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
Abey leakage, samajh mein nahi aata kya, conference chal raha hai!

Main Hoon Naa Emotags: comic
i wanna be as cool as lucky he is as smooth as atta in the chuki!!!

Rangeela
Kya!! Tum mujhse pyaar karti ho...meine to kabhi tumhein aisee nazron se nahin dekha...I SHOCKED!!

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jaayenge
Mujhe toh aaj tak yeh samajh nahin aaya ki kuchch log ek ladki ke saath poori zindagi kaise guzaar lete hain .. ki bhai iss duniya mein itni sundar sundar ladkiyan hain ... kisi ki aankhen khoobsurat, kisi ke honth achche hain, kisi ke baal achche hain....

Sholay
Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor, aur itni si ghabrahat?

Jab We Met
mein karate mein black belt hoon

Namak Halal
I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english, because english is a phunny language

Sholay
aadhe idhar jao aadhe udhar jao or baki mere piche aao...

Hera Pheri
Aare Deivi ka prasad mandir main milta hain.. Garage main NAHI!!!!!!!!!

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
Chandu ke chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandi chowk mein chandni raat mein chandi ki chamche se chatni chatai

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
sahi sahi jawaab de diyo,,,manchaahaa inaam le liyo......ye mixer le liyo,ye tawaa le liyo,ye istri le liyo

Rangeela
Aye chindi chor... film dekhne aaya hai.. ke joote?
Duplicate
Bebe, ab main tujhe dikhaunga ke tera babloo apne bheje se Mannu ko kaise harata hai

Sholay
Pachas-pachas kos dur tak jab bachcha rota hai toh maa bolti hai beta so ja, nahin to Gabbar aa jayega.

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
MBA is a tough Job Naina

Bunty Aur Babli
Ye world hai naa world, isme do tarah ke log hote hain.......

Sholay
youn ki ye kon bola

Sholay
Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge

Hera Pheri
Are kaise dikhega halkat.. aankhon par chashma nahi.. aur sir ke uper ye hemlet

Lage Raho MunnaBhai
bhai,isko dho daalte hain.....waise bhi andar hain...aur kitnaa andar jaayenge

Main Hoon Naa
jabh lucky ko pyar hoga saare college mein violins bajenge

Chupke Chupke
Main bata doonga aap kaun hai ... aap kaun hain ... aur aap bhi kaun hai ...

Salaam Namaste
SORRY !! ......EggJAKTLY

Fanaa
Phool hun Gulaab ka? Chameli ka mat samjhna? Aashiq hun aapka? Apni Saheli ka mat samjhna

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
vadde log, vaddi vaddi baatein

Namak Halal
I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow

Dil Chahta Hai
Uncle sam ye aakash ka jadu hai kabhi fail nahi hota.....

Sholay
Mujhe to sab police walon ki suratein ek jaisi hi lagti hain

Hera Pheri
kabira speaking...mast naam hai
Lage Raho MunnaBhai
pata nai bhai...vo note pe bhi close up tha na...uniform ka pata nai...lekin apun pata laga lega bhai!! tu tension bilkul na le...

Maine Pyar Kiya
Madam ... ajkal darwaze par knock karke aane ka zamana nahi raha. .. sir, ajkal darwaze ko lock kr ke rakhne ka bhi zamana nahi..

Satte pe Satta
Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai.

Sholay
mera naam soorma bhopali aisei nahin hai

Golmaal
Andar tauliya rakha hain naa, yaa dhoti se kaam chalana padegaa

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
he's my chotta brother mera praa

Maine Pyar Kiya
ciggrette smokin is injurious to health sehat k liye hanikarak hota hai

Om Shanti Om
ye to hamari family problem hai

Satte pe Satta
Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...Chan kuli ki main kuli ki Chan ...

Hera Pheri
Arey samjhata hoon naa baba,, par phele mujhey yeh to samjha ki samjhana kya hai?

Waqt
arre yeh to kuch bhi nahin

Chupke Chupke
saheb aap neemnagaman karenge ya unka oordwagam hoga

Sholay
Yuki muze befizul baat karne ki aadat to hai nahi....

Golmaal (Old)
jiske paas mooch nahi hai, uske paas mann hi nahi hai

Hum Tum
Oh it's my tom Cruise look yaar!!!!

kal Ho Naa Ho
Kunwari Kudi noo phone lagaun kya

Maine Pyar Kiya
abhi mood nahin hai...

Om Shanti Om
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..

Waqt (Old)
gul-e-gulzar, jaan-e-bahar, jan-e-tamanna- , noor-e-chashm

Lucky
Main is kism ka naujawan nahin hoon yakeen karo mera .........

Satte pe Satta
main vaise daaru nahi peeta .. daaru se Liver karab ho jata hai .. mujhe bhi aadat nahin hai .. bas ek baar apne dost ke shaadi main gaya tha .. tabhi 4 bottle pee gaya ...
Sholay
Saala Nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai

Golmaal (Old)
Haan, Haan, desi kapdon ka mazak nahin udaoge to broadminded kaise kahlaoge?

Koi Mil Gaya
mein roj bournvita pitaa hoon..........aur aap?????????

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Phir Hera Pheri -Paresh&Johnny

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Phir hera pheri comedy scene

2009-04-14T07:06:00.000-07:00

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Sholay Funny Scene, Basanti in Mandir

2009-04-14T07:04:00.000-07:00

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Dhamal Long name Dialogue

2009-04-14T07:03:00.000-07:00

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Hum Dialogues

2009-04-14T06:46:00.000-07:00

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Herapheri funny scene

2009-04-14T06:42:00.000-07:00

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HeraPheri Comedy Scene

2009-04-14T06:40:00.000-07:00

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Hera Pheri Comedy Scene

Jail Scene from Sholay

2009-04-14T06:39:00.000-07:00

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Sholay Jail Scene

Sholay Comedy Scene

2009-04-14T06:37:00.001-07:00

Sholay Comedy Scene

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Sholay Comedy Scene

2009-04-14T06:37:00.000-07:00

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Shaolay _Jai and Mausi

2009-04-14T06:36:00.000-07:00

Sholay Funny Dialogue, Jai and Mausi

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Sholay Train Scene

2009-04-14T06:33:00.000-07:00

Sholay Train Scene

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Sholay Video Scene

2009-04-14T06:31:00.000-07:00

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Lage Raho Munna Bhai Dialogue

2009-04-14T06:26:00.000-07:00

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Bollywood Comedy Dialogues

2009-04-14T06:24:00.000-07:00

Best New Comedy Dialogues

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Amitabh at his FUNNIEST

2009-04-14T06:21:00.000-07:00

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SHAHENSHAH - Inspector Vijay arrests JK video

2009-04-14T06:18:00.000-07:00

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Namak Halal Interview

2009-04-14T06:17:00.000-07:00

Namak Halal Funny Interview

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Namak Halal Funny Dialogue

2009-04-14T06:06:00.000-07:00

Namak Halal Interview

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ShahenShah Comedy Dialogue

2009-04-14T06:05:00.000-07:00

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Chupke Chupke

2009-04-14T06:03:00.000-07:00

Dialogue Scene from Chupke Chupke

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Ek Glass Pani

2009-04-14T06:01:00.000-07:00

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Agnipath Negotiation Video

2009-04-14T06:00:00.000-07:00

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Lawaris (Jiska Koi Nahi)

2009-04-14T05:48:00.002-07:00

Jiska Koi nahi

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Sholay Scene

2009-04-14T05:48:00.001-07:00

sholay Scene
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Vijay Dinanath Chauhan

2009-04-14T05:43:00.000-07:00

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Kitne Aadmi the Kaliya

2009-04-14T05:32:00.000-07:00

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Bollywood Romantic Dialogues

2009-04-14T04:58:00.000-07:00

Mohabattein
Koi Pyaar Kare Tumse Kare, Tum jaise ho waise kare, tumhe badal kar jo pyar kare, who pyaar nahin , sauda kare aur Sahiba Pyar mein Sauda nahin hota

Chak De India

Sattar(70) Minute, sattar min hai tumhare paas. Shayad yeh.. tumhare zindagi ke sab se? khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo ya bura khelo, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. To kaise khelna hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahin bataunga.. Bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur yeh sattar minute jee bhar kar khelna.. kyunki iske baad aane wali zindagi mein chahe kuch sahi ho ya na ho.. chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe.. haro ya jeeto..lekin yeh sattar minute.. tumse koi nahin cheen saktha, Kyunki mein jaanta hu ki aagar yeh sattar minute is team ka har player apn zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khel gaya.. to yeh satar min khuda bhi tumse vapis nahin maang sakta.

Mohabattein
Aapko maloom hai sir, ke mere paas Megha ki ek bhi tasveer nahi...kabhi zarurat hi nahi padi..kyunki jahan bhi pyar ho, jahan bhi mohabbat ho, muhje wahan meri Megha dekhi

Devdas
gawaar... kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein beet ta toh main hi tha, diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha ..

Dhadkan
main tumhain bhool jaoon yeh ho nahin sakta or tum mujhay bhool jao yeh main honay nahin doon ga

Dil Chahta Hai
I am sorry maine aap ka dil dukhaya. I am sorry ke aapko yeh sab sunna pada. Lekin yeh sach hai ke main aapse pyaar karta hoon. And I am not sorry for that.

Dil To Pagal Hai
maine apne pyaar ko dosti ka naam de diya hai..ab tumhe apne dosti ko pyaar ka naam de do

Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak
Tum Dilli Mein Hum Se Milo Ge Naa! Agar Na Milna Ho To Milne Ka Vaada Hi Kar Do, Kam Se Kam Hamein Tuhara Intezar To Rahega

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
Agle saat janmo tak tum vanraj ki ho,lekin 8 ve janam me tum meri hogi and that time no vanraj vanraj plz,aur nandu tum mujhe is tarah mat dekho kyunki tumhe mujhse phir se pyaar ho jaega.........

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
agar tum mujhe aisee hi dekhti rahogi ... to tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayeega

Dil Se
Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse ......... Dil Se

Veer Zaara
ye sab meri ek naadani ki wajah se hua hain...

Veer Zaara
Agar kahi kabhi bhi koi dost ki zarrorat pade tog bas itna yaad rakhna ki sarhad paar ek aisa shak hai jo aap ke liye apni jaan bhi de dega

Devdas
Pitaji ne kaha Gaon chhod do..maa ne kaha ghar chhod do..sabne kaha paro ko chhod do..paro na kaha sharab chhod do..ek din wo kahega ki Duniya hi chhod do.

Veer Zaara
......zaara main bohot hi seedha -sada insaan hoon,seedhi baat karta hoon aur seedhi baat hi samajhta hoon....raste bhar main yehi sochta raha ke kisi tarah.....kisi tarah aapko rok lunn....jane na doon aur aapse keh doon ke ap mujhe bohot achi lagti hain aur agar main bhi aapko kucg theek thaak lagta hoon to hum dono shaadi kar lete hain........ baaki ki zindagi bhi pichle do dino ki tarah hasi khush beet jayegi.......aap soch rahi hongi ke ye sab baatien main ab aapo kyun bata raha hoon.........lekin firk mat kijiye, hamare beech aisa koi rishta na kabhie tha aur naa kabhie hoga...lekin haan....zindagi mein kahie bhi ek dost ki zaroorat ho to k bat yaad rakhna..sarhad paar ek aisa bhi shaks hai ,jo tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de dega

Deewar
Aaj khush to bahut hoge tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki seediyan nahin chada .... jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye khada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye ...... mera baap jeeteji mar gaya ..... meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi .... lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....

Veer Zaara
us ek....... us ek nadani ky saharye tu mei apni puri zindagi jeenay wala hun...... agar usko bhi mujh sy cheen leti tu yahan sy wapis kya ly ky jata........................

Veer Zaara
mein nahi janta k muhabbat kya hai...han zaara k liye dil se ek dua zaror nikalti hai k is ke aankhon mein kabhi anso na aye,ye hamsesha khush rahay,,,ab ager ye muhabbat hai tu muhabbat he sahi

Veer Zaara
meray bauji kehte hain! sachi muhabbat zindagi may sirf ik bar hoti hay, aue koi bhagwan ya khuda usay nakamyab nahi kartay! ab dekhna yeh hay kay meri muhabbat khuda ki nazar may kitni sachi hay..!

dhoom2
Kya koi kisi se itna pyaar kar sakta hai ke us ki jaan le le........

Devdas Emotags: senti, romantic, punchline
Nafrat hei hamein Aurat ke is roop se, aurat maa hoti hei, bahin hoti hei, biwi hoti hei aur jab kuch nahin hoti to tawaif hoti hei
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Emotags
To kya hua, agar woh tumse pyaar nahi karti,,,, tumne usse pyaar karne se pehle yeh shart to nahi rakhi thi ... ki woh bhi tumse pyaar kare .... pyaar mein shartein nahi hoti ....kewal pyaar hota hai ...beintehaa pyaar

Devdas
chandarmukhi is bhare paimanee mein aur sharaab dalogi to kya ho ga, chalak jayega. Isi tarah paro ke naam se bhara pada hai peman-e-devdas bhi... aur bharo gi to chalak jayega ..... khud toh girega tumhe bhi gira de ga zameen pe

Veer Zaara
Mein Kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon. Din, mahinein, saloon ko, yug mein badal te dekh ta hoon. is miti se mere bauji ki kheton ki khushbu ati hai yeh dhoop meri matti ki thandi chaas yaad dilati hai yeh barish mere sawaan ke jhoolon ko sang sang lati hai yeh saardi meri lodi ki aag sikh ke jati hai woh kehta hai yeh tera desh nahi phir kyun mere des jaisa lagta hai woh kheta hai mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisa woh lagta hai mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon sapno ke gawn se utri ek nani pari ko dekh ta hoon kehti hai khud ko Saamiya aur mujh ko Veer bulati hai hai bilkul begani paar apno si zid woh karti hai uski sachi baaton se phir jeene ko maan karta hai uske kaasmon vado se kuch karne ko maan karta hai Mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon mere gawn ke raango mein lipti ek nayi Zaara ko dekhta hoon Mere khwabon ko pura karte khud ke khwab bhool chuki hai woh mere logo ki sewa karte apne logo ko chor chuki hai woh uska daaman aab khushion se bharne ko jee karta hai uske leya ek aur zindagi jeene ko jee karta hai Woh khete hai ke mein, mera desh uska nahi phir kyun mere ghar woh rehti hai woh kehte hai ke mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai mein kedi number 786 jail ki salakhon se bahar dekh ta hoon Woh khete hai ko woh koi nahi teri phir kyun mere liye dunya se woh larti hai woh khwta hai ke mein us jaisa nahi phir kyun mujh jaisi woh lagti hai

Veer Zaara
kya aap jaante hai ki inka no. 786 kaisa pada. 1000 musalmaan kaiditon ke beech bismillah ka yeh no. iklaute hindu kaidi ke hisse mein kaise aaya, Yeh koi itefaaq nahii balki yeh allah tara ka karishma hai yeh unka aap sab ko batane ka tarika hai ki dekho woh aa gaya.. iski izzat karna agli baar aap inse itni behremi se paesch aaye toh meri baat par zaroor gaur karna

Dil To Pagal Hai
Mohabat kya hai?, kyun hai?, kahan hai?...

Dil To Pagal Hai
someone somewhere is made for you.....

Fanaa
hum se bachkar jaaoge kaise.. apne dil se hame nikaaloge kaise .. hum woh khushbu hai jo saason mein baste hain .... kud ki saanson ko rok paaoge kaise...

Silsila
Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai....

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar...pyar dosti hai..aur agar woh meri sab se achchi dost nahin ban sakti to main usse kabhi
pyar nahin kar sakta...so simple..pyar dosti hai

Maine Pyar Kiya
ye pyar nahi hai toh aur kya hai suman...tum hansti ho to main hansta hoon,tum roti ho toh main rota hoon aur jab pyar hota hai na toh dil ko chot pahunchti hai...

Mohabattein
Ek ladki thi dewani si , Ek ladke pe woh marti thi , nazren jhuka ke , sharma ke , galion se guzrti thi , chori chori chupke chupke chitthiyan likha karti thi, kuch kehna tha shayad us ko , jane kis se darti thi,jab bhi milti thi mujh se , mujh se poocha karti thi, yeh pyar kaise hota hai , yeh pyar kaise hota hai , aur main sirf yahi keh pata tha

Fanaa
Paani si pyaas na bujhi to mekhane ti taraf chal nikla socha shikayat karu teri khuda se, par woh bhi tera aashiq nikla.......

Silsila
Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baate karte hain, tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, tum is baat par hansti, us baat par hairan hoti.

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
uski ek muskurahat mere sare gam mita degi.............

Mohabattein
duniya mein kitnee hai nafratein phir bhi dilo mein hai chahte mar bhi jaye yaar wale mit bhi jaye pyaar wale zinda rehti hai unki - mohabbatein

Dil To Pagal Hai
woh (God) tumhe batayegaa woh ladki koun hai. woh tumhe ek ishaaraa dikhaye gaa aur tumaraa dil samaj jaayega ke woh ladki koun hai
Fanaa
Tere dil mein meri saanson ko Panaah mil jaaye, teri ishq mein meri jaan Fanaa ho jaaye !

Hum Dil de chuke sanam
cahne aur haasil karne mein bahut fark hai, pyar sirf haasil karneka naam nahi , pyar dene ka naam hai.

Hum ko deewana kar gaye
pyar mein shak naam ki koi gunjayesh nahi rehti jahan pyar hota hai waha kuch nahi sirf aur sirf pyar hota hai

Fanaa
dur humse jaa paoge kaise humko bhool paoge kaise hum who khushbu jo saanson mein utar jaye khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise

kal Ho Naa Ho
Mere naina sirf Naina ko dhoond tey hain. mein ankhein band kerta hon toh tumhe dekhta hon.. aur jab ankhein kholta hon toh tumhe dekhna chahta hon!! I love u Naina i love u very much!!!

Dil Chahta Hai
Haan Mein...Magar Woh...Lekin Mein...Kyonki Woh...Tumne Toh...Sunoh Toh... !!!

Sholay
Arrey o Sambha, kitne aadmi the?

Saalam-e-ishq
Humara Kal kaisa bhi ho, hum use Mil ker Khoobsurat Banayenge

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Pyar dosti hai , agar woh meri sab se acchi dost nahi ban sakti to main us se pyaar kar hi nahi sakta
Saalam-e-ishq
o meri jaan...zara kabul karlo... aur humse pyar karne ki zara se bhool karlo

Dil To Pagal Hai
mujhe kaise pataa chale gaa ke woh ladki koun hai jo mere liye banayi gayi hai... i mean jab woh saamne aayagi toh baadal garajne lagenge, bijali chamkne lagegi, music aajayegaa kya hoga?
Fanaa
bhekhudi me hum jiyaa nahi karte , jaam dusarose chhinkar piyaa nahi karte, unhe agar muhbat hai to izhaar kare, hum kisika pichha kiyaa nahi karte!

Pyar ek khoobsurat ehsaas hai jo hamari zindagi mein ek hawa ke jhonke ki tarah aata hai aur hamari zindagi ka rom rom uski khushboo se mahek uthta hai.

Chalte Chalte
Yaad rakhna ki duniya ke kisi kone mein koi khush hai, kyun ki tum khush ho.

Dil Chahta Hai
Hum cake khaney ke liye kahi bhi jaa saktey hai..

Dil To Pagal Hai
ab rahul ke bare mein main kahan se shuru karu,wo kabi masuum hai to kabi shaitan, kabi bachho se b jyada ziddi h to kabi ek pyara sa sathi,jab wo muje dekhta h to aisa lagta h k main sabse khubsurat hun,jab pyar krta h to ankh bhar ati hai,wo muje ehsas dilata h ki main sirf uske liye bani hun aur wo sirf mere liye,main usse bahut pyar krti hun,ek din ke liye nahi,ek pal k liye nahi zindagi bhar k liye.i luv u rahul

Dil To Pagal Hai
Sirf ek baar haan keh do .... saari pareshaani khatam ho jayegee.

Fanaa
Bhool kare humse agar koyi bhool ho,to bhool samajhkar bhula dena.lekin bhulaana sirf bhool ko,galati se bhi hamein naa bhula dena.

Mohabattein Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod pe khusiyan nahi hoti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chhodte to Mohabbat ka saath kyu chhodein.....

Dil Se
Mujhe hamare beech ki yeh doori bahuot pasand hai. Agar yeh na rahe to mujhe tumhare kareeb aane ka bahana na mile.

Dilwale Dulhania Le JaayengeAisa pehli baar hua hai satrah atharah salo mein ... andekha anjanna koi aane laga hai khayalon mein... aankhon ki khidki per ek sayaa sa lehraata hai... dil ke derwaze per koi dastak de ke jata hai... gehri gehri kaali aankhen uski, mujse mujhko puchhatti

Emotags: romantic
Mere aur kareeb mat aao Zooni, ye toofan tumhe tabaah kar dega.

Ishq Vishq
Agar tumhara pyarr jana chahay to usay jaane do, Agar woh laut kar aaye to woh tumhara hai.

Mughal-e-Azam
Saheb-e-aalam, aaftab ki roshni duniya ke har koshe ko roshan karti hain....phir aaftab ne kyun taqleef kiyee....

Rehna Hai Tere Dil Mein
ek ladki dekhi, one flash aur main aapna dil kho betha, aab to bas ek hi tamanna hai - rehna hai uske dil mein

Kisna
kabhi hum ek dusre ko kho kar bhi to pyaar ko uncha darja dete hai,juda rehkar pyaar ki unchai ko prapt karte hai,aur pyaar mila to bhi judai bhi to ek pyaar hai....

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Tum Bin Romantic Dialogue

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Om Shanti Om Comedy Scene

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Om Shanti Om Comedy Scene

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Lakshya

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Most Famous Dialogues of Bollywood

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"Arrey oh sambha kitney admi they re" from the movie SHOLAY.

"Arrey oh baabu mushoy hum to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jiski dor us upar wale ke haathon main hai kab, kaun kahan uthega ye koi nahin janta " the evergreen Rajesh Khanna from the movie ANAND.

"I love you kkkkkkk................kiran" the most famous stammering ever... SRK as the psycho charachter in the movie DARR

"Rishtey amin to hum tumhare baap lagte hain magar naam hai shenshah" - Amitji in and as SHAHANSHA.

"Mere paas mere paas maa hai" Shashi kapoor has the last say in the blockbuster DEEWAR.

"Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain" - OH my my....... can i ever count the number of movies in which this dialogue has been used, the much cliched and banal dialogue ever.

" Arri oh Pushpa, Arrey i hate tears re" - well that is Rajesh khanna again, i dont really recollect the movie. can anyone help?

" Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna"- the adrenaline booster dialogue from Hema malini in the movie SHOLAY.

" Najdiki fayda dekhne se pehle door ka nuksaan sochna chahiye" - the ever lasting gurumantra from Amitabh bachhan in the movie SARKAR and SARKARRAJ.

" NA sunata nahin hai mujhe" - Abhishek bachhan in his typical style from the movie GURU.

" Main apni favourite hoon"- chulbuli delightful and full of life punjaban kudi kareena to her ex boyriend Shahid in the blockbuster JAB WE MET.

" Haath chodo mera, ab itni bhi khoobsurat nahin hoon main" Kareena's entry in the train from the movie "JAB WE MET"

" Hachkiyaan, hachkiyyan main hu nandu sabkla bandhu"- Shakti kapoor in RAJA BABU along with Govinda.

" Zindagi ka mazaa to khatte main hi hai" - Shakti kapoor again, cant recollect the movie name, any help...

" Bhai, tension nahin lene ka bhai" Circuit in the Munnabhai saga.

" Don ko pakad pana mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai" first Amit ji and then SRK in the remake of the classic DON.

" I can talk englis, i can walk englis because english is a very phunny language" Amitabh again from the movie ...

" Cricket commentary on vijay hazare and vijay merchant " yet again Amitabh from the movie...

" Mogambo khush hua" Mr. india, who can forget this? this dialogue is as essential to every child in india as ABCD. Amrish puri at his very best.

" Tarkih par tarikh" Sunny deol in DAMINI.

" Taluk hai my lord, taluk hai"- now every movie with a court scene has this dialogue, all things seeem to go wrong. the judge would say umpteen times "objection overruled" and then comes the dialogue " taluk hai........hai"

" Tumhe charo taraf se gher liya gaya hai apne aap ko kanoon ke hawale kar do." Need i explain???

" Main jhoota to kutte ka janaa main sachaa to teri maa ka khasam" Saif Ali Khan playing the role of langda in the block buster Omkara.

" Jo ladki apne baap ko thag sakti hai, vo kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi" Kareena's father to Omkara in the same movie, probably the dialogue that explains the entire movie.

" Babuji ne kaha ghar chod do , sab ne kaha paro ko chod do......... ye duniya hi chod do" SRK at his best in the Sanjay leela bhansali's classic DEVDAS.

" Ye to sa se shayari ho gayi chunni babu" from DEVDAS again, Shahrukh khan to jackie shroff.

" Gamein hasrate nakam se jal jate hain................... naam se jal jate hain" seducing Bipasha in the first ever genuine horror movie RAAZ.

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All Sholay Dialogues

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(Scene : railgaadi station pahuchti hai. Jailer sahab niche utarte hai.)

Jailer : Thakur Sahab ......
Ramlal : Aaeye jailer sahab

(dono ghode par Ramgadh ki taraf nikalte hai. Aur title music shuroo hota hai.
sath me titles. Dono Thakur ki haweli pahunchte hai.)

Jailer : Thakur sahab, aap ka khat milte hi maine socha aap ne mujhe yaad
kiya hai. agali gaadi se chala aaya.
Thakur : Jailer sahab, mai aap ko ek takalif dena chahata hoon.
Jailer : Haa, haa, jaroor. koi bhi kaam ho.
Thakur : Mujhe do aadmiyon ki jaroorat hai.
Jalier : Do aadmi?
Thakur : Ramlal.....(Ramlal hands over the photographs to jailer).
inhe pahachante hai aap?
Jailer : Thakur sahab, Shayad hi koi aisa jail ho jis me ye dono naa
gaye ho. ye Veeru hai aur ye Jaydev. dono ke dono pakke
badmaash. ek number ke chor .Chhate huwe gunde hai.
Thakur : Jaanata hoon.... Lekin Kaam kuchh aisa hai ki mujhe aise hi
aadmiyon ki jaroorat hai.
Jailer : Thakur sahab , mai ye to nahi jaanta ke aap ko kya kaam he lekin
itna jaroor jaanta hoon ke ye dono kisi kaam ke nahi .
Thakur : nahi jailer sahab, agar ek taraf in me ye sab kharaabiyaa hai to
doosari taraf kuchh khubiyaa bhi hai.
Jailer : Khota sikka to dono hi taraf se khota hota hai.
Thakur : SIKKE AUR INSAAN ME SHAYAD YEHI FARK HAI....
mujhe yaad hai.
(INCOMPLETE)

(Veeru and Jay steals a motor cycle with side seat and then a song
YE DOSTI HAM NAHI TODENGE
TODENGE DAM MAGAR TERA SAATH NA CHHODENGE
.........
next scene : Surma Bhopali apne dookaan pe ek aadmi ko lakdi bech raha hai.)

aadmi : Kya surma bhopali, tum to aur bhi lakadi kam kar rahe ho.
surma : are, kam nahi karoonga to kya barhaoonga? Lo taraajoo tedha
huwa jaa rihya hai aur tum kahte ho ke kam na karo lakadi.
Are uthaoo apni lakadi aur nikalo paise.
aadmi : ye lo do rupiye ka note.
surma : wo to mai bhi dekh rihya hoon. Lekin kharaa hai ki nahi?
.... haa, kharaa hai. Bahot khushi ki baat. Achha saab,to
Khuda Haafiz.
aadmi : baaki ke paise to waapas kar do.
surma : paise? Kaise kaise paise maang rahe ho?
aadmi : woh note to do rupiye ka tha.
surma : are, to ye lakadi bhi do rupiye ki hai.
aadmi : do rupiye me itni si lakadi.
surma : to kya do rupiye me saaraa jungle kharidne nikale the aap.
dekho miya, ab bahot ho gaya. Aap yahaa se rawaangi raaj do,
nahi to mera naam bhi surma bhopali aisa hi nahi hai. Samaze?

(aadmi jaataa hai, aur surma andar jaata hai.)
surma : do rupiye me jungal kharidne nikale the. subah subah dimaag
kharaab karne chale aate hai. ...... Aur inko dekho, are Chaand
miya jab dekho baithe shayari karte rahte ho. Baahar dekho,
truck se maal utaraa hai ki nahi?.......(ab us ko do aadmi dikhte hai
jo us ke saamne peeth dikhate huwe khade hai.)
Lo lo, are yahaa koi tamashaa ho rihya hai? Musaafir khaanaa hai?
kaun log ho aap? (ab wo dono uski taraf mudte hai).
Are khaa, aap aur yahaa?
Veeru : Kaise ho surma bhopali?
surma : mai to aap ki duwa se khairiyat se hun. Lekin aap log ye kar
kya rahe ho? idhar aao. Pulice ne yahaan aap dono pe do hajaar
rupiye ka inaam rakha hai. Agar kisi ne dekh liya to aap ke saath
mai bhi lapete me aa jaaoonga. Aap to yahaan se nikal lo.
Jay : Surma Bhopali, ham jail jaana chahate hai.
surma : alla aap ki tamanna poori kare. Bhopal ho ta to hum waise hi aap ko
do minute me andar karwaa dete. Hamara naam surma bhopali aisa
hi nahi hai. lekin yahaan hamaari kya jaroorat hai? yahaan to pahale
se aap ke naam ka waarant nikala huwa hai.
Jay : Lekin ham chaahate hai ki TUM hame jail le jaao.
surma : Kya keh rahye ho?
Jay : ham par do hajaar rupaye ka inaam hai, wo pooraa ka pooraa
tumhe mil jaaye.
Veeru : Aur jab ham chhoot kar aaye to us me se aadhaa hame de dena.
surma : kya keh rahye ho aap? mai to kehta hoon, aap ye paan khaalo.
bahot achchha paan hai miyaa, bahot maje ka paan hai. Na jaane kaha
kaha se aa jaaaaate hai?!!

(Kaaliya aur do aadmi waapas aate hai)

Gabbar : Hmmmm.... Kitane aadmi the?
Kaliya: sardar.. do aadmi the.
Gabbar: hmmm.. Do aadmi ? .... SOOWAR KE BACHCHO.. woh do the aur tum teen
.. phir bhi waapas aagayeye . khaali haath.. kya samaz kar aaye the?..
sardar bahot khus hoga sabasi dega kyoon? DHIKKAR HAI ...
Arre O Saambha... kitna inaam rakkhe hai sarkaar ham par?
Sambha: Poore pachaas hajaar..
Gabbar: Soona.. poore pachas hajaar.. aur yeh inaam isliye hai ke yaha se pachas
pachas kos door gaanw me jab bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahti hai
beta soja ..soja nahi to gabbar singh aa jaayega. Aur yeh teen haraam jaade..ye
gabbar singh kaa naam poora mitti me milaay diye..iski sajaa milegi..
baraabar milegi..( ek aadmi se revolver leta hai aur usse poochhta hai)
kitni goli hai iske andar?
Aadmi : (woh chauk jaata hai)
Gabbar: KITNI GOLI HAI?
Aadmi : Chhe sardaar (six)
Gabbar: (khud se) chhe ? ( jor se) chhe goli.. chhe goli hai iske andar..
chhe goli aur aadmi teen... bahot naa insaafi hai yeh...( teen goli
hawa me uda deta hai) ab theek hai. haa ab theek hai.. ab iske teen
khaano me goli hai teen khali.. ab ham issko ghumaege....(...)
ab kaha goli hai kaha nahi? .. hamko nahi pata .. hamko kuchh nahi
pataa. is pistaul me teen jindagi teen maut band hai... dekhe
kisse kya milta hai?
(pahale aadmi ke taraf jaake uske sir par revolver chalata hai
lekin goli nahi lagati) bach gaya saala ...( doosare ke sir pe revolver
chalata hai .. woh bhi bachataa hai) yeh bhi bach gaya..(teesare ki
taraf jaake) teraa kya hoga kaaliyaa?
Kaliya: ..s..sardar... maine aapkaa namak khaayaa hai sardaar..
Gabbar: ab.. goli kha ( revolver kaliyaa par chalata hai use bhi goli nahi
lagati) kamaal ho gaya... Teeno bachh gaye ( ab gabbar hansane chaalu
karataa hai) yeh teen h.. ha ha .. teeno haramjaadon ko .. goli
nahi lagi( ab gabbar jor se hans rahaa hai)
(baaki sab hasnaa chaalu karate hai.... aur achanak teen goliyon ki
aawaaj aati hai aur woh teen aadmi mar jaate hai... ekdam sannataa
chha jaata hai.. thodi der baad) jo dar gayaa .. samazo mar gayaa.

Basanti : Prabhu , sansaar mai aisi koi baat to hai nahi jo tumse chhoopi ho.
tum to sab jaante ho. Dekho mai ye nahi kahati ke tumhe yaad nahi
hoga , lekin phir bhi apni taraf se kah denaa achchaa hotaa hai.
Aaj somwaar hai. bas ek chhotisi binati hai prabhu. Dekho .. jaraa
Dekho ye taange ki lagaam khinchate khinchate haath aise ho gaye
hai jaise ghodi ke khoor. Arre tumhare liye kya mushkeel hai?
bas aisi jagaah baat lagaao prabhu ke basanti raani ban ke raaj
karay , yu ke majaa aa jaae jindagi kaa. aage jaisi tumhari marzi.
Veeru( Shivji ke murti ke pichche se bolta):
Kanyaa.
Basanti : Yu ke ye kaun bola?
Veeru : Ye ham bol rahe hai.
Basanti : Prabhu , TUM ? Chamatkaar ho gayaa.
Veeru : Hamne tumhare liye war dhoond liyaa hai , kanyaa.
Basanti : Ek hi somwaar me dhoond liya. waah prabhu. Yu ke tumne sochaa hai
to thik hi sochaa hoga. lekin phir bhi agar naam bataa dete ... yaa
agale somwaar aaoo. jaisa tum kaho prabhu.
Veeru : war kaa naam hai VEERU.
Basanti : VEERU? prabhu, ye meri jindagi ka sawaal hai. jaldi se kaam mat
lenaa. bhale chaar somwaar aur lag jaaye. ... dekhane me to
thik hai, lekin saalaa bahot hoshiyaari maartaa hai.
Veeru : CHOOP RAHO KANYAA.
Basanti : Befijul baat karne ki aadat to mujhe hai nahi prabhu. jo tumhaari
aagyaa.
Veeru : Yadi hamaari aagyaa ka paalan nahi kiyaa to saari umra kanwaari
baithi rahogi.
Basanti : (dar ke) haa prabhu.
Veeru : Aur suno..
Basanti :( Jay pichche se Basanti ki peeth thapthapaata hai aur basanti
pichche dekhate huwe) Yu ke ... ( Amitabhh use choop rahane kaa
ishaaraa kartaa hai aur use mandir ke pichche le jaataa hai)
Veeru : ( is sab baat se anjaan Veeru apne hi dhun me bolta hai)
Yu ke dhanno ke saath taangaa chalaati rahogi.(Jay Basanti ko mandir
ke pichche le jaake veeru kya kar rahaa hai ye dikhaa deta
hai aur nikal jaataa hai.) Hamaari aagyaa hai ke jaao aur apni
mausi se khule shabdon me kah do ke veeru ko hi tumhe jeewan saathi
banaanaa hai. Aur aaj se veeru kaa aadar karnaa tumhaaraa dharm hai.
is liye ke usi ke charano me tumharaa swarg hai.Yadi tumne use
prasanna kiya to ham prasanna ho jayenge. aur yadi tumne use krodheet
kiya to ham krodheet ho jaayenge.
Basanti : Achcha..
Veeru : (pichche dekh ke ) sh... ( phir bolnaa chaloo kartaa hai)
is liye jaao...( ab use pataa chal gayaa kya huwaa. phir)
(jooth hasate huwe) basanti ... ( phir thodi hansi) basanti.. maine
sochaa ... yunhi..
Basanti :(gussa hoke) tumne sochaa ye ke ham to gaaon ke rahanewaale hai.
is liye ham ko akal to hai nahi. aur tum hame bana loge ulloo. Tum
bahot hoshiyaar samazate ho apane aap ko magar basanti tum jaison ko
haat me bech kar aayegi.. haa. ab tum yahaa baith kar ramaao
dhuni , basanti chali apane ghar.
Veeru : Basanti .. Basanti , suno to....

( Aur phir gaanaa shuroo hotaa hai -
KOI HASEENA JAB ROOTH JAATI HAI TO......)

Veeru : Jay,
Jay : Hmm..
Veeru : aaj maine kuchh sochaa hai.
Jay : hmm, kabhi kabhi ye kaam bhi karanaa chahiye.
Veeru : Aaj maine ek bahot bada faisalaa kiyaa hai.
Jay : Mai bataau tera bahot bada faisala? Tu Basanti se shaadi karna
chahata hai.
Veeru : Arre, wah wah wah . Tu mera sachha yaar hai. ek yaar hi yaar ke
dil ki baat jaan sakata hai.
Jay : Aur woh yaar ye bhi jaanta hai ki is saal me shaadi ka ye tera aathawa
faisala hai.
Veeru : Yeh final hai yaar.
Jay : Final ? ... subah se daaru pe rahaa hai na?
Veeru : Yaar Partner, mera ek kaam kar de..
Jay : Kya?
Veeru : Woh Basanti hai na us ki mausi ke paas jaakar mere rishte ki baat
kuchh is dhang se kar ke mausi shagun leke aajaaye.
Jay : Mai kyun karoo?
Veeru : Aare, Ladkewaale hi to jaate hai ladkiwaalon ke ghar. Jay, Aur phir
is duniyaa me tere siwa mera hai kaun?
Jay : Dekh, shaadi toone karni hai, tu jaa ke baat kar.
Veeru : Jara Soch .... Shaadi ke baad ek ghar hoga.
Jay : Ghar to tera hoga.
Veeru : ek biwi hogi.
Jay : teri hogi.
Veeru : 7-8 bachche honge
Jay : tere honge.
Veeru : ... par chacha chacha to tumhe hi bolenge na. Pyaar se tumhari
goad me khelenge, tere kandhon pe zula zulenge. Aur totli jabaan
me bolenge taataa taataa hamko kahaaniyaa sunaao...
Jay : Hmmm... yaane shaadi ke baad tere ghar me mujhe aayaa ki naukari
milnewaali hai.
Veeru : .. samazaa, tu mera dost nahi. laanat hai aisi do..(daaru ki botal
phodate phodate ruk jaata hai . do ghoont maar leta hai.)
Isi liye akad rahaa hai na, ke mera ye kaam tere bagair doosaraa koi
nahi kar sakataa... aaj meri maa hoti to meri kab ki shaadi
ho chuki hoti. Mere chhote chhote baal-bachhe hote. Aaj meraa baap
hota to band baaje ke saath meri shaadi kar ke laataa.
Mere bhai bahan hote woh muasi ke pair chhoo kar bhi basanti ki
shaadi mujh se karwaa dete.. Lekin ye mat bhul jay..Jiskaa
koi nahi hota uska bhagwaan hota hai,
... Bhagwaan..(phir se daaru pita hai). Tu woh dost nahi rahaa.
Tu nahi chahataa mai boore dhande chhodkar ghar-grihasti basaa sakoo.
Maine tujhe kyaa samazaa tha jay lekin tu.. tu kya nikala?...
Jay :( a big pause) (to him self) saalaa nautanki.... ghadi gadhi
draamaa karta hai.(to Veeru) Chal bas bas bahot ho gaya hai,
mai mausi se jaake baat kar loonga.
Veeru : sach?

Mausi : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par
pathhar ke sil ki tarah hoti hai. Basanti ka byaah ho jaaye
to chain ki saans loo.
Jay : haa sach kaha mausi aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.
Mausi : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura nahi
maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke
kaa khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa
hai?
Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai mausi,..,ke ek baar biwi bachhon ki jimmedaari
sar pe aa gayi to .. kamaane bhi lagegaa.
Mausi : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?
Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab roj
roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na. .. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai
bechaaraa?
Mausi : haar jaata hai?
Jay : haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa
kahoon ?
Mausi : heynnnn. to kya juwaari hai?
Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari na na. woh to bahot hi
achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin mausi, ek baar sharaab pi li na phir,
achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha liyaa
kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?
Mausi : Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh sharaabi woh lekin, uska koi
dosh nahi.
Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa
seedha aur bhola hai. aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye,
ye juwe aur sharaab ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. ye sharaab aur juwe ki
aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.
Jay : Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah kaa
insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to woh us gaane-waali ke ghar
jaanaa band kar degaa. bas, sharaab apne aap chhoot jaayegi.
Mausi : Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya kisi gaane-waali ke
ghar bhi aanaa jaanaa hai?
Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai mausi. arre , gaana soonane to raajaa-
mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.
Mausi : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan dost
kis khaandaan ke hai?
Jay : Bas mausi, khaandaan ka pataa chalate hi ham aap ko khabar de
denge.
Mausi : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaEyaa hai tumhare
dost me ,phir bhi tumhare munh se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai.
Jay : ab Kya karoo mausi.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)...
To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?
Mausi : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe. lekin
mai aise aadami se Basanti ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi mausi hoon.
koi sautelee maa nahi.
Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar
diyaa.. Bechaaraa Veeru... naa jaane kya karega?

(Veeru unchi paani ki taanki pe chadh gaya hai, nashe me hai, aur haath
me daaru ki botal hai.)

Veeru : Kood jaaoonga, phaan jaaonga, mar jaaoonga.. Hat jaaOO...
log : Are are .. ye kya kar rahe ho?
Veeru : Wohi kar rahaa hun bhaiya jo majanoo ne lailaa ke liye kiyaa tha,
raanzaa ne heer ke liye kiya tha romeo ne juliet ke liye kiya
tha soosaaEt... SOOSAAET...
shankar : Arre bhai, ye soosaat kya hota hai?
ek aadmi: angrej log jab marate hai to use soosaat kahate hai.
shankar : lekin ye angrej lok marate kyun hai?>
aadmi : woh.. ,(veeru se) arre bhaai , baat kyaa hai, tum soosaat kyun
karanaa chaahate ho?
Veeru : Yeh mat puchho chaachaa , tumhaare aasoo nikal aayenge. Ye badi
dukh bhari kahani hai. Is storee me emotion hai, drrraamaa hai
trrragedy hai. Yeh Basanti hai naa is se mera lagan honewaalaa tha
chaachaa. Lekin iski buddhi mausi ne bich me bhaanji maar di.
Ab mai is dooniyaa me nahi rah sakata. Gaanw-waalo tum ko mera
aakhari salaaaam, good bye , GOOD BYE.
Shankar : Arre bhai ye good baae kya hota hai?
aadmi : Angrej log jab jaate hai to good baae kahate hai.
Shankar : Lekin ye angrej log jaate kaha hai?
Veeru : Gaanw-waalo mai jaa raha hoon, Bhagwaan mai aa raha hoon.
log : arre , arre ruk jaao, ruk jaao..
Veeru : ruk jaaoo? tum log... jor dete ho to .. thodi der ruk jaata hoon.
Basanti : Arre wah .. arre,Tum Kaise Dost ho ( Jay ke paas basanti jaati hai.)
tum yahaa baithe ho...
Jay : kyun, kya huwa?
Basanti : mujhe kya maaloom kya huwa? woh dekho tumhaaraa dost kaha chadh gaya
dekho .....( Jay dekhata hai).. dekha dekha tumne?
Jay : Haa, dekha. kuchh nahi hoga. Jab daaru utaregi to ye bhi utar
aayega.
Basanti : yun ke maine ek se ek jaalim dekha magar tum jaisa patthar dil
dost nahi dekha jo .. (she runs towards Veeru).. Arre Sambhaalo.
Veeru : Mera koi nahi is duniyaa me na yaar na dost. is liye mai jaan
dekar rahoonga. lekin ek baat sun lo gaanw-waalo, jaha koi premi
jaan deta hai, waha bhayankar kisam ki musibatey aati hai.
log : Kaisi musibatey aayengi ?
Veeru : Akaaal , sukhaa , charchak , haijaa, aur ye sab is boodhiyaa ki
wajah se aayengi is budhiyaa ki wajah se.
Mausi : he ram
Veeru : Dekh lena gaanw-waalo, when i death pulice coming. pulice coming,
budhiyaa going jail. In jail ,budhiyaa chakki pising and pising
and pising and PISING(he is about to fall)
log : Arre mausi haa kar do nahi to ye jaan de dega.
Mausi : arre kaise haa kah doo Deenaanaathji.
Veeru : Arre gaanw-waalo, is budhiyaa se darkhwast ki koi jaroorat nahi
hai. ab mai rukanewaalaa nahi hoon. mai jaan dekar rahoonga hmm.
1..2..3..4..5..6..7
Basanti : Mausi ,Haa kah do mausi.
log : agar mar gaya to court kachery ka chakkar ho jaayegaa mausi.
Mausi : arre bhaiyaa mai to kabhi court kachery nahi gayi.
log : to phir haa kah do muasi.
Mausi : (small pause) VEERU THAHAR JAA ,THAHAR JAA. mai taiyaar hun.
log : Arre mausi ne haa kah di bhai niche aa jaao.
Veeru : Mausi se kaun shaadi karega saalo, mujhe to woh dhanno.. o ..
Basanti se shaadi karani basanti se.
Basanti : Veeru, mai tum se shaadi karane ke liye taiyaar hoon, ab nichhe
aa jaao.`
Veeru : He He he he, arre gaanw-waalo sunaa tumne bhaaeyo, mausi bhi
taiyaar hai basanti bhi taiyaar hai.is liye marna cancel. Mai
nichhe utarataa hoon mausi, mausiji, mai nichhe utrungaa.

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Dil Wale Dulahnia Le Jayenge Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:48:00.000-07:00

Aise bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain

Shahrukh: mujhe chahiye ek aisi ladki , jisse dekhte hi dil ki har aarzoo, saare khwaab , saare rang zinda ho jaaye, abhi aisa hua nahi, lekin ab lagta hai jaise
koi andekha anjaana chehra baadalon mein se pukaar raha hain pata nahi ye
baadal kab hattenge, aur kab woh pukaarnewaali saamne aayegi. kya tumhare saath aisa kabhi nahi hua sangrita?
Kajol: meri zindagi me andekhe anjane ke liye koi jagah nahi hai

SRK: pyar kerti ho muje se
Kajol: sab se ziyada
SRK: baroosa hai muj per
Kajol: khud se ziyada
SRK: to bus phir to doli uthne ki dair hai

Aisa pehli baar hua hai satrah adrah saalon mein
andekha anjaanaa koi aane lagaa khayalo mein
aankho ki khidaki par ik saayaa saa lehraataa hai
dil ke darwaje par koi dastak dekar jaataa hai
gehri gehri kaali aankhe mujhse mujhko poochhati hain
haatho ki rekhao mein ik chehra saa ban jaataa hai
uski saanse resham jaise gaalo ko chhu jaati hain
uske haatho ki khushbu hai ab tak mere baalo mein
Aisa pehli baar hua hai satrah adrah saalon mein
andekha anjaanaa koi aane lagaa khayalo mein

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Amitabh Bachcha Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:42:00.000-07:00

Zanjeer: Yeh tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, police station hai, is liye sidhi tahrah khade raho.

Deewar: Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye.. Uske baad, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga.

Trishul: Sahi baat ko sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon.

Trishul: Aur aap, Mr R K Gupta, aap mere najayaz baap hai. Meri maa ko aap se chahe zillat aur beizzati ke siva kuch na mila ho, lekin main apni maa, usi Shanti ki taraf se aap ki saari daulat vapas lauta raha hoon. Aaj aap ke paas aap ki saari daulat sahi, sab kuch sahi, lekin maine aap se jyaada garib aaj tak nahin dekha. Good bye, Mr R K Gupta.

Sharabi: Moochein ho to Nathulal jaise warna na ho

Muqaddar Ka Sikandar: Govardhan seth, samundar mein tairne waale kuoon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.

Muqaddar Ka Sikandar: Aur waise hi, main is ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge Sikandar ne apne ilake me usey mara.

Kaalia: Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahin se shuru hoti hai.

Shahenshah: Rishte me to hum tumhare baap lagte hain, naam hai Shahenshah.

Coolie: Bachpan se hain sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allah Rakha hai mere saath, baazu par hai saathsau chhiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peeta hoon, kaam karta hoon coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal.

Don: Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai.

Chupke Chukpe: Jis tarah gobhi ka phool, phool hokar nahi hota, waise hi gainde ka phool bhi phool hokar phool nahi hota.

Namak Halal: I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairon becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow.

Shakti: Narang saab, yeh kaam koi bhi insaan akele kar sakta tha, basharte ki use bhi meri hi tarah yeh pata hona chahiye ke woh is duniya mein akela aaya hai aur akela hi jaayega, isliye agar usey kuch karna hai toh woh bhi akele hi karna hoga.

Mard: Jo mard hota hai, usey dard nahi hota.

Sholay: Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai, saala.
Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?

Silsila: Main aur meri tanhaai — aksar ye baatein karte hai.

Kabhi Kabhie: Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai.

Satte Pe Satta: Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaata hai.

Agneepath: Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, gaon Mandwa, umar chhattis saal.

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Deewar Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:36:00.000-07:00

Haan, main sign karoonga, lekin main akele sign nahin karoonga, main sabse pehle sign nahin karoonga. Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle us aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya tha..ye.. Uske BAAD, us ke baad, mere bhai, tum jahan kahoge main wahan sign kar doonga.

"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah haqeeqat ki chattanon se takrakar toot jaate hain."

khush to bahut hoge aaj tum.....jo aaj tak tumhare mandir ki siidiyan nahin chada....jisne kabhi tumhare samne haath nahin jode wo aaj tumhare saamne haath failaye kahada hai.......ye tumhari jeet nahin haar hai haar......hum ghar se beghar ho gaye......mera baap jeeteji mar gaya.....meri maa suhagan hote huye bhi vidhwa bani rahi....lekin aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahin maanga....

Yeh dekho yeh wohi main hoon aur yeh wohi tum. Aaj main kahan pahuch gaya hoon aur tum kahan ho. Aaj mere paas buildingey hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai. Tumhare paas kya hai. Kyaa hai tumhare paas. ................ Mere paas ... Maaa Hai.

Jab ek bhaai bolega to ek bhaai sunega, jab ek mujrim bolega to ek police officer sunega.

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Fanaa Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:34:00.000-07:00

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khushi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Door Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Door Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

tere dil mein meri saanson ko panaah mil jaaye
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye
adhoori saans thi dhadkan adhoori thi adhooren the ham
magar ab chaand poora hain falak pe aur ab pooren hain hum

Ankhen to pyar me dil ki zuban hoti hai,
sachchi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mai dard bhi mile to kya ghabaraanaa,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai....

Phool hun Gulaab ka
Chameli ka mat samjhanaa
Aashiq hun aapka
Apni Saheli ka mat samjhnaa

Door Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
Hum Who Khushbu hain Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
Khud Apni Saanson Ko Rok Paoge Kaise.

Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte

Rone de tu aaj hamako, tu aankhe sujane de
Baho me lele aur khud ko bheeg jane de
hai jo seene me quaid dariya wo choot jayega
hai itna dard ki tera daaman bheeg jayega..

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Anand Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:33:00.001-07:00

jindaga aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badalsakte hai na mein. hum sab to rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA

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Anand Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:30:00.000-07:00

Jeene ki aarzoo main mare jaa rahe hain log,
marne ki aarzoo main jiye jaa rahaa hun main

Zindagi aur maut upar wale ke haath hain jahapanah,
use naa aap badal sakte hain na main,
Hum sab toh rang-manch kee katputliya hain,
jinki dor uparwale ki ungliyon mein bandhi hain
Kab kaun kaise uthega, koi nahi bata sakta

Maut tu ek kavitaa hai .
Mujhase ek kavitaa kaa vaada hai milegi mujhako ..

Doobati nabzon mein jab dard ko neend aane lage
zard saa cheharaa liye chaand ufak tak pahunche
din abhi paani mein ho raat kinaare ke kareeb
na abhi andhera ho na ujalaa ho
na raat na din
jism jab khatm ho aur ruh ko saans aae.

mujhase ek kavitaa kaa vaadaa hai milegi mujhako

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Lage Raho Munna Bhai Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:12:00.000-07:00

Goooooooooood Morningggggggggg Mumbai

Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai?
Jab yehi jeena hai dosto to phir marna kya hai?
Paheli barish me train late hone ki fikr hai
Bhul gaye bhigte hue tahelna kya hai?
Serials ke kirdaaro ka saara haal hai malum
par maa ka haal puchhne ki fursat kise hai?
Ab ret pe nange pao tahelte kyu nahi?
108 hai channel phir dil bahelte kyu nahi?
Internet ki duniya ke to touch me hai,
lekin pados me kon raheta hai jaante tak nahi.
Mobile, Landline sab ki bharmaar hai,
Lekin jigri dost tak pahuche aise taar kaha hai?
Kab dubte hue suraj ko dekha tha yaad hai?
Kab jaana tha shaam ka woh banana kya hai?
To Dosto Shaher ki es daud me daud ke karna kya hai
Jab yahi jeena hai to phir Marna kya hai?

apun ke bheje ke khopce me chemical imbalance he.

circuit ganv ki ticket le aaya.
bhai do ticket mein pehle hi le aaya.
do kyo
kyu bhai tum nahi chaloge kya

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Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:10:00.000-07:00

[maya] Excuse Me, Excuse Me
Please garden ko ganda mat kijiye,
meine abhi abhi saaf kiya hai
[dev] tum maali ho
[maya] aapko kya lagta hai
[dev] mujhe lagta hai tum dulhan ke kapde chura kar bhaag rahee ho
andar bataa dun kya
[maya] could you please leave me alone
[dev] ofcourse
not
tumhari shadi andar ho rahee hai,
tum yahaa kyon baithi ho.
why
[maya] aapko kya taqleef hai
[dev] directly nahi, indirectly taqleef hai
meri maa ko taqleef hai,
jitni jaldi tum yahaa se andar jaogi,
utne hi jaldi meri maa yahaa se nikal sakti hai
[maya] ajeeb insaan ho baith bhi gaye
[dev] to phir letkar baat karu
one to one discussion to baithkar hi hota hai naa
[maya] discussion
[dev] mujhe maaloon hain tumhe problem hai
come on, talk to me, tell me everything
[maya] mein apne problem aapke sath kyun share karu
[dev] ye to tay ho gaya naa ki problem hai

vaise mein kisi se advice nahi leta,
lekin doosaro ko advice dene ke liye hamesha tyyar rahta hun

vaise bhi ajnabiyon ki baat sun leni chahiye,
kabhi kabhi ajnabi apno se jyada jaante hain
[maya] aapki shadi ho chuki hai
[dev] uhh Einstien!
aaj poore paanch saal ho jayenge
[maya] kya sochkar shadi ki thi
[dev] sochkar kaun shadi karta hai
just kidding!
diya aur mein college se ek doosare ke dost hai
fir hamne socha apni dosti ko ek aur naam de dete hain
vaise bhi ek dost ke sath poori zindagi gujaarne se behtar
aur kya ho sakta hai
[maya]
kabhi kabhi dosti mohabbat ki jagah le leti hai
aur fir mohabbat ke liye jagah hi nahi rahti

[dev] ya, vaise wo jo mandap mein baitha hai, tumhara dost hai
ya tumhari mohabbat
[maya] (thinking)
[dev] itna waqt nahi le sakti
[maya] rishi ko mein bachpan se jaanti hun
mere maa baap ke guzar jaane ke baad
rishi aur uske pita hi mera parivaar hain
[dev] what a sweet family, lekin ye mere sawaal ka jawaab nahi,
mohabbat karti ho usse,
[maya] karti hun, lekin vaise mohabbat nahi jaise socha tha
[dev] kaise socha tha, jaise achhchhi kitabo mein aur buri filmo mein hoti hai
vaisee mohabbat
[maya] nahi, jaisee mohhabbat hoti hai vaise mohhabbat
[dev] are vaisee mohhabbat kahaa rah gayee
arz kiya hai
Mohabbaton ke jamaane gujar gaye janaab
Ab chhote mote pyar se hi kaam chalaa leejiye aap
[maya] iska matlab aap apni biwi se mohabbat nahi karte
[dev] (laughing)
[maya] itna waqt nahi le sakte
[dev] ham khush hain, hamne apni zindagi banaa li hai
[maya]ye mere sawaal ka jawaab nahi
[dev] sawaal mere jawaab ka nahi,
sawaal tumhari zindagi ka hai
zindagi ke jis maqaam par tum ho
wahaa sirf do raaste hain,
jo mein chahta hun ki tumhe mile
doosaraa intzaar ka,
mohabbat ke intezaar ka,
jo ho sakta hai, zindagi bhar naa mile
[maya] aur wo mohabbat mujhe shadi ke baad mil jaye to
[dev] nahi dhoondhogi to nahi milegi
aur yahaa bench par baithe baithe to bilkul nahi milegi
andar jao, shadi karo, baarat tumhara intezaar kar rahi hai
aur tum yahaa gair mard ke sath baithkar,
idhar udhar ki baate kar rahee ho
sharm aani chahiye, log kya kahenge
shame on u, go go
go and get married
[maya] it was nice talking to u
[dev] i rather be playing football,
it was pleasure to meet u ma'm
[maya] maya
[dev] dev, ab jaldi jao shadi karo aur khush raho
good bye, cyonara, alvida
[maya] alvida nahi,
alvida kahne se fir milne ki ummed mar jaati hai,
kya pataa fir mile

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Shahrukh Khan Dialogues Movie wise

2009-04-07T12:07:00.000-07:00

Shahrukh Khan's Movie Dialogues

Kal Ho Naa Ho
"Aaj..... Aaj ek Haseen aur baant loon.... Aaj ek Dua aur mang loon....Aaj ek aansoo aur pee loon... Aaj ek Zindagi aur ji loon...Aaj ek Sapna aur dekh loon.....Aaj..... Kya pata Kal Ho Naa Ho!!!"

Devdas
"Kaun kambakhat bardaasht karne ke liye peeta hai ...Hum to peete hai ke yahapar beth sake, "tumhe dekh sake, tumhe bardaasht kar sake’

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham
"Zindagi mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye ... To apni aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo ... Phir dekhna tum her manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi ..... Sirf tumhari..."

Mohabbatein
"Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein..."

Baadshah
"Kabhi Kabhi dil jorne ke liye dil torna parta hai, aur dil tor ke jorne wale ko.... pata nahin kya kehte hain"

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
"Hum ek baar jite hain, ek baar marte hain, shaadi bhi ek baar hoti hai, aur pyar....ek hi baar hota hai"

Baazigar
"Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai, Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain"

Yes Boss
"Dekha na tumhne wahan gate par meri maa kitni khush thi, aur agar Seema kisine bhi use thori si bhi takleef pouchane ki koshish bhi ki na to mein uske saath kuch bhi kar sakta hoon... kuch bhi"

Ashoka

"Main Tumse Prem Karta Hoon, Ke Wo Tumse, Tumhare Siva Na Kuch Jaanta Ho, Na Kuch Soochta Hoon. Yab se Tumko Dekha Hai, Sab Badal Sa Gaya Hai, Main Badal Sa Gaya Hoon. Kuch Samaj Ni Ata, Na Kehta Tumhe Pagal Ho Jahta"

Anjaam
"door gagan mein ek tara mujhko lagta hai pyaara..mujhko mera tara dede maa mujhe vo tara dede…"

Dil To Pagal Hai

"Mar Gaya Rahul"

"Main Pyar wyar mein yakheen hi nahin karta"

"Rahul...naam to suna hoga?"

Dil Se
"Bahut pyar karta hoon main tumse.........Dil Se"

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Mohabbatein Dialogues

2009-04-07T12:00:00.000-07:00

"Pyaar zindagi ki tarah hota hai, Jiska her morr aasan nahi hota, Her raste per khushi nahi milti, Per jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chorte, To hum pyaar karna kyon chorein..."

Videos on Mohabbatein specially Amitabh vs Shahrukh Dialogues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7U0WznGj0

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/dialogue-amitabh-bachchan-film-mohabbatein/2368211302

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Mohabbatein Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:56:00.000-07:00

Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har morh aasaan nahin hota, har mor par khushi nahin milti, par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahin chhorte, to mohabbat ka saath kyon chhorein

Koi pyar kare, to tumse kare. Tum jaise ho, waise kare, Koi tumhe badal ke pyaar kare, To woh pyar nahin, woh sauda kare., Aur sahiba, Pyar mein sauda nahin hota hai. Right?

Ek ladki thi deewani si
ek ladke pe vo marti thi
chori chori chupke chupke chiththiya likha karti thi
kuch kehna tha sayed usko
jane kisse se darti thi
jabh bhi milti thi mujhse yehi pucha karti thi
ye pyar kaise hota hai ? ye pyar kaise hota hai?
aur mai sirf yehi kahe pata tha.....

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Devdas Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:54:00.000-07:00

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe, to parwah nahi
Takleef to tab hoti hai, Jab koi wah-wah karta hai

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu,
Ab to bas dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Magar kya karen duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari saans par bhi aitaraz karte hain.

Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai
Ishq ishwar ki ibadat
aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maksad
magar afsos ki baat hai chunni babu,
ki aapke dost ke paas to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
na atma na ibadat na maksad,
aur aap ye jo baar baar hathon main rupaye pakadte hain na dev babu,
kotho par ye tawayafo ke talwon main hote hain,
agar itna hi ghamand hai apne aap par, to hame wahi lauta dijiye,
jo humne aap par kharch kiye hain, do ratein
humari do ratein udhar rahee aap par dev babu,
jab tak aap nahi aayenge mahfil nahi sajegi,
in aankho ko aapka intazaar rahega

babuji ne kahaa gaon chhod do,
sabne kahaa paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kahaa sharaab chhod do,
aaj tumne kah dia, haweli chhod do,
ek din aayega jab wo kahenge, duniya hi chhod do

Yu nazar se nazar ki baat ki, ki dil chura le gaye
hum to samjhe the but, aap to dhadhkan suna gaye

Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta hai hum to peete hain ki yahan par bhaith sakain tumhein dekh sakain, tumhain bardasht kar sakain, behosh ho sakain, paroo ko bhula sakain, par chandramukhi, yeh paroo ki yaad hamain hosh khone nahi deti, kyun itna peene ke baad bhi uski yaad hame satati hai din raat kyun .....kyun itna na samajh ho jata hai insaan ....kyun galti kar bhaithata hai ...kyun ek choti si galti ki itni bari saza milti hai ki zindagi ke raaste hi alag ho jate hain, ek chala jaye shadi ke raaste par aur DUSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH.....

apne hisse ki zindagi to hum jee chuke chunni babu
ab to bas dhadkano ka lihaaz karte hain
kya kahen ye duniya walo ko jo,
aakhari saans par bhi aitaraaz karte hain

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Kal Ho Na Ho Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:53:00.001-07:00

Mere Naina sirf Naina ko doondate hain.
mein aankhe band karta hun, to tumhe dekhta hun
aur jab aankhe kholta hun, to tumhe dekhna chahta hun
I love u Naina, I live u very very much

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Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:47:00.000-07:00

Zindagi main agar kuch bananaa ho kuch hassel karna ho
to hamesha apne dil ke suno or agar dil bhi jawab naa de
to apne aankhen band karke apne maa or baap ka naam lo,
phir dekhna
har mushkil assan ho jayage, jeet tumhare hoge sirf tumhare!

youtube link
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Rang De Basanti Dialogues रंग दे बसंती

2009-04-07T11:32:00.000-07:00

There are two kinds of people
People whi go screaming to their death
People who go siliently to their death
Then I met the third kind ..

Is par bhi na khaule jo vo khoon nahi vo paani hai
jo desh ke kaam na aa saki, bekaar vo jawani hai

Ek paon past mein, ek paon future mein
Isiliye to hum aaj pe moot rahe hain

Ab bhi jiska khoon nahi khaula
Khoon nahi wo paani hai.
Jo desh ke kaam naa aaye,
Woh bekaar Jawani hai

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Baazigar Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:27:00.000-07:00

Kabhi Kabhi Kuch Jeetne Ke Liya Kuch Haar Na Parta Hai
Aur Haar Ke Jeetne Wale Ko Baazigar Kehte Hain.

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Dil Chahta Hai Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:22:00.000-07:00

Perfection ko improve karna mushkil hai

Mujhse shaadi karogi
agar mein kahun mein tum se pyar karta hun, tab bhi nahi
shaalini mein tumse aur sirf tumse pyar karta hun
meri har saans meri har dhadkan mere har pal mein tum ho sirf tum ho shalini
mujhe yakeen hai ki mein sirf isliye janma hun ki tumse pyar kar sakun
tum sirf isliye ki ik din meri ban jao
tum meri ho shaalini
aur tum agar apne dil se poochhogi to jaan logi ki mein sach kah rahaa hun

I am sorry maine aap ka dil dukhaya. I am sorry ke aapko yeh sab sunna pada. Lekin yeh sach hai ke main aapse pyaar karta hoon. And I am not sorry for that.

This is my mom and my dad. This is your dad and your mom.

Hum cake khane ke liye kahin bhi jaa saktey hai.

Ya toh yeh dosti gehri hai ya yeh photo 3D hai !!!

Aaj Pooja, Kal koi dooja....

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Amitabh Bachchan Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:20:00.000-07:00

"Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?" -Amar Akbar Anthony
"Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai." -Kaala Paththar

"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi

"Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon." -Trishul

"Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar." -Trishul

"Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai (?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai." -Sharabi

"Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon." -Sharabi

"Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain." -Sharabi

"Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain." -Deewar

"Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai." -Kaaliya

"Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah." -Shahenshah

"Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal." -Coolie

"Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha." -Kaaliya

"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai." -Don

"Agar apni maa ka doodh piya hai to saamne aa." -Laawaris

"Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti?" -Sholay

"Daaru peene se liver kharab ho jaatha hai." -Satte pe Satta

"Eh Caancha, saala bandook bhi dikhata hai aur peeche bhi hattha hai?" -Agneepath

"Lekin woh aayee kyon nahin?" -Naseeb

"Mukhtaar Singh ka naam suna hai?" - Kaalia

"Mai aur meri tanhaai - aksar ye baatein karte hai...." -Silsila

"Mai jo bhi hoon, is wakt tumhare maalik ka maalik hoon bete." -Shakti

"Pain is my destiny and I can't avoid it." -Kaala Patthar

"Mai feke hue paise ko nahi uthatha." -Deewar

"Jo mard hota hai, use dard nahi hota." -Mard

"Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai." -Agneepath

"Zindagi ka tambu teen bambuo pe khada hai." -Sharaabi

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डायलॉग

2009-04-07T11:15:00.000-07:00

१- मैं आज भी फेंके हुए पैसे नहीं उठाता ...
Deewar

२. ये हाथ मुझे दे दे ठाकुर..
Sholay

३. बड़े बड़े शहरों में छोटी छोटी बातें होती रहती हैं ..
Dilwale dulhania le jayenge

४. उसको मार पीट के समझाता तो वो थोडी मानता , विनम्रता से समझाया न !
Lage raho munna Bhai

५. दोस्ती कि है, निभानी तो पड़ेगी ..
Maine Pyar kiya

६. यूँ कि मुझे बेफजूल बात करनेकी आदत तो है नहीं , पर फिर भी तुमने पूछा है तो ...
Sholay

७. मैंने द्रौपदी का चीर हरण का आईडिया ड्रॉप कर दिया है...
Jaane bhi do yaaro

८. ज़िन्दगी का तम्बू तीन बंबुओं पर खड़ा है ...
Sharaabi

९. ये ढाई किलो का हाथ जब किसी पे पड़ता है तो इंसान उठता नहीं है, उठ जाता है ..
Daamini

१०. ऐ सी ऑन है सर ....फिर इस तरफ़ घुमा ना ..
Rangeela

११. समीर ...हवा का झोंका ....
Hum dil de chuke sanam

१२. सिखनि हूँ मैं .... भटिंडा से..
Jab we met

१३. ये भी तो नहीं कह सकता कि तुझे मेरी उमर लग जाए..
Anand

१४.एक मच्छर आदमी को हिजडा बना देता है ..
Yeshwant

१५. सपने भी समुन्दर कि लहरों कि तरह होते हैं , हकीकत कि चट्टानों से टकराकर टूट जाते हैं ...
Deewar

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Sharabi Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:08:00.000-07:00

Jisne pi nahi viski
Kismat phoot gayee uski

Do aansu is aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se,
Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se,
Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se,
Kitne huye?...Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso?
Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?"

Bhai, muchhe ho to Nathulal ke jaisi, warna na ho

Aaj itni bhi mayyassar nahin maikhaane mein,
Jitni hum chor diya karte the paimaane mein

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Namaste London Dialogues

2009-04-07T11:04:00.000-07:00

aapki yaad kaise aayegi
aap ye kyun samajh naa pate hain
yaad to sirf unki aati hai
ham kabhi jinko bhool jate hain

ashko mein jaise dhul gaye sab muskurate rang
raste mein thak ke so gayee maasoom si umang
dil hai ki fir bhi khaab sajaane ka shauk hai
paththar pe bhi gulaab ugane ka shauk hai
baraso se yun to ek amaavas ki raat hai
ab isko hausalaa kahun ki zid ki baat hai
dil kahta hai andhere mein bhi raushani to hai
maanaa ki raakh ho gaye ummed ke alaav
is raakh mein bhi aag kahin par dabi to hai

sach to ye hai kusoor apna hai
chaand ko chhune ki tamanna thi
aasmaan ko zameen par maanga
phool chaha ki paththaro pe khile
kaanto mein kee talaash khushboo ki
aarzoo kee ki aag thandak de
barf mein dhoondhate rahe garmi
khaab jo dekha chaaha sach ho jaye
iski hamko sazaa to milni hi thi
sach to ye hai ki kusoor apna hai

jaane kinki talash unki aankho mein thi
aarzoo ke musafir bhatakate rahe
jitne bhi wo chale, utne hi bichh gaye raah mein faasale
khaab manzil the aur manzile khaab thi
raasto se nikalte rahe raaste
jaanke kiske vaaste aarzoo ke musaafir bhatakte rahe

koi purani yaad mera raasta roke mujhse kehti hai
itni jalati dhoop mein yun kab tak ghoomoge
aao chalke beete dino ki chhao mein baithe
us lamhe ki baat kare, ki jisme koi phool khila tha
us lamhe ki baat kare, ki jisme kisi aawaz ki chaandi khanak rahee thi
us lamhe ki baat kare, ki jisme kisi ki nazaro ke moti barase the
koi purani yaad mera raasta roke mujhse kehti hai
itni jalati dhoop mein yun kab tak ghoomoge

un dino jabki tum the yahaan, jindagi jaagi-jaagi si thi
saare mausam bade meharbaan dost the
raaste daawatname the jo manzilon ne likhe the zameen par hamare liye
ped baahen pasaare khade the, ghane chhav ki shaul pahanane ke vaaste
shaam ko sab sitare, bahut muskurate the jab dekhte the hame
aati jaati hawaye koi geet khushbu kaa gaati hui
chhedati thi, guzar jaati thi
aasman pighale neelam ka ek gehera taalaab tha
jisme har raat chand ka ek phool khilta tha aur
pighale neelam ki laharo mein beheta hua
wo hamare dilo ke kinaro ko chhoo leta tha
un dino jab tum the yahaan

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Youtube Videos on Namaste London dialogues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2OxCsBldsg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHT4L8_Gv8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ogqhZJ_-ps

Lakshya Dialogues

2009-04-07T10:56:00.000-07:00

Youtube Videos Lakshya dialogues

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVzDTIBzw74&feature=related (talk between father and son)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2LITW-FFNI&feature=related (I miss you)

Chak De India Dialogues

2009-04-07T10:48:00.000-07:00

Hockey mein chhake nahin hote

Har team mein sirf ek hi gunda ho sakta hai aur is team ka gunda mein hun

Sattar minute hain tumhare paas. Shayad ye tumhare zindagi ke sab se khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum aacha khelo ya bura, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge. kaise khelna hai.. aaj mein tumhe nahi bataunga, bas itna kahunga, ki jao aur ye sattar minute jee bhar kar khelo, kyonki iske baad aane wali zindagi chahe kuch sahi ho ya galat, chahe kuch rahe ya na rahe, haaro ya jeeto, lekin ye sattar minute tumse koi nahin chheen saktha, kyunki mein jaantha hu ki aagar ye sattar minute is team ka har player apne zindagi ki sabse badiya hockey khele, to ye satar min khuda bhi tumse vaapas nahin maang sakta!

Jo nahin ho sakt, wahi tho karna hai!
National Womens Hockey na kuch kar payee hai, na kuch kar payengi.
Mujhe states ki naam na sunayie dethe hai, na dhikaie dete hai. Sirf ek mulk-a-naam sunayie detha hai, I-N-D-I-A
Har team mein bas ek hi gunda ho saktha hai, Aur is team ka gunda mein hun!

Vaar karna hai to mardho ki tarah aage se karo… Woh kya hai ki humari team me chakke nahi hote!!
Chandi (Srk referring to his silver medal) Ko Sone Me badlne ki koshish kar rahaa hoon.
Pehli baar kisi ghore ko Bharath ka jhanda leharate hue dekh raha hoon.
Marr jaayenge - par haar ke nahi aayenge!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rht9gOiJxDU&feature=related (sattar minute)

Bluffmaster Dialogues

2009-04-07T10:46:00.000-07:00

Tumhe aise kitne din yaad hai Roy, Your first job, pehla suit, pehli salary? Jab tumne ek ladki ko pehli baar chooa, pehli baar chooma? Jab pehli baar tumhara dil dhadka. 30 saal ki Zindagi mein aise kitne din hain jo tumhe yaad hain - 1, 2, 3 , 5 , 10 , 15, 30… 30 din hain na? 30 saal ki zindagi aur bas 30 din... baaki ke dino ka kya hua Roy?

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Taxi no. 9 2 11 Dialogues

2009-04-07T10:44:00.000-07:00

No need to say thanks, it doesn't make any difference to me

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Swadesh Dialogue

2009-04-07T10:34:00.000-07:00

Apne hi paani mein pighal jana barf ka muqaddar hove hai

Kal Ho Na Ho Dialogues

2009-04-07T10:30:00.000-07:00

Naina kaash mein tumhe bataa sakta, mein tumhe kitna chahta hun

I love you, I love you very very much naina

mein aankhe band karta hun to tumhe dekhta hun

aankhe kholta hun to tumhe dekhna chahta hun

tum paas nahi hoti to tumhe charo taraf mehsoos karta hun

har pal har ghadi har waqt merre naina mere naina ko doondate hain

ise pyar kaho paagalpan ya mere dil ki dhadkan

mere liye ek hi baat hai

pyar to bahut log karte hain

lekin mere jaisa pyar koi nahi kar sakta

kyonki kisi ke paas tum jo nahi ho

mein tumhe bhool nahi sakta naina

mein tumhe bhoolna hi nahi chahta

tum meri ho, mein tumhe zindagi bhar pyar karunga

marte dam tak pyar karunga aur uske baad bhi

Aaaj... Aaaj ek haseen aur baat loon.. Aaj ek aur dua maang loon... Aaj ek aur aasoon pe loon... Aaj ek aur zindagi lo.. Aaj ek aur sapna dekh loon.. kya pata, Kal Ho Naa Ho.

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2009-04-06T13:00:00.000-07:00

You are the air I need to breathe

The river of life inside of me

You are the half that made me whole

You are the anchor of my soul
And you are strong when I am weak

You are the words when I can’t speak

You never fail to see me throughThat’s the love I found in you
You are my shelter from the stormYou are the road that leads me homeAnd baby with you here face to faceOh I know I found my place
And you are strong when I am weakYou are the words when I can’t speakYou never fail to see me throughThat’s the love I found in you
And once in every lifeYou find the one that’s rightAnd when you say forever it’s trueThat’s the love I found in you
You are strong when I am weakYou are the words when I can’t speakYou never fail to see me throughThat’s the love I found in you
That’s the love, love I found in you

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Bollywood One Line Dialogues

2009-04-06T12:16:00.000-07:00

Hum jaha khade ho jaate hai line wahise shuru hoti hai...

Agar tune mujhe phir se hath lagaya to hath todkar aisi jagah gusa dunga ke jindgibar khana khana bhi muhse padega aur nikalna bhi.

Iqbal sahab agar ek kagaz par mohor nahin lagegi to kya tara Pakistan nahin jayega ........

tere dil me meri saanson ko panaah mil jaae tere ishq me meri jaan fanaa hojaae

John in Taxi 9211: Tumne mera meter down karne ki koshish ki hai raghu. Ab mein tumhara meter down karunga

kiska vishwas jitna buhut asaan hain, ussay thodna usse zyada assan hain lakin mushkil hain usse nibhana

Saale is line mein me tumhara baap hu..

Ajay Devgan in Kaal : "kuch log shikar karne aate hai.. kuch khud ban jate hai"

Ram mujhe apne dono bete vapas chahiye

Aamir khan in "Rang de basanti" says: Collage de gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hain to dusri taraf life humhe nachati hai.

Shahid in Ishk Vishk: tumhare hath mein likha hai ki tumhara mr. perfect tumhare samne rahega phir bhi tum use pehchaan nahin paogi.

This is a dialog from Bunty aur babli.Abhisheikh to Amitabh. "Is duniya mein do tarike ke log rehte hain....ek jo sirf bolte hai aur ek jo sirf sunte hain."

Jackie in devdas: D se dil bhi hota hai D se dard bhi in dono ka rishta bahut gehraa hota hai bondhu.

Bluffmaster: Goli woh chalate hai, joh demag nahin chalate

Samundar mein tairne waale, kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain

Agnipath : Topi sambhalo dinker rao hava bahut tej hai, ud jayega

Ye chabi tu apne paas rakh Peter, ye taala to main ab teri jeb (pocket) se chabi lekar hi kholoon ga

Emotions bhi kitne stupid hote hain na, Logic hi nahi samjhte

Ekk baar, bas ekk bar mere aankho main aankhen daal kay kahe do ki tum muj say payar nahi kartey

apni zindagi toh hum jee chuke chunni babu,ab toh bas dhadkano ka lihaz karte hain,kya kahe un duniya walo ko jo aakhiri saas par bhi aitraaz karte hain!-devdas

Villian : ye jante huve bhi, ki mai yahan hun, tu marne ke liye agaya? hero: marne nahi tujhe maarne aya hun

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Ajeet Jokes.

2009-04-06T12:07:00.000-07:00

Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.

Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger
starrt kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.
Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Raabert: Yes Boss.
Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare
kabze mein hai .......
Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara
to Pain se mar jayega.

Scene: Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.
Ajeet: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is saale ko usse bandh do. Timer ko
teek das bajhe set kar do. Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez
hamesha late karta hai. Iska mauth bhi late hona chahiye. Timer ko
panch minute late rakh do. Arre, Raabert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly
fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh math rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area
hai. Ha haa ha. Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega. Aur iska
dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhatakega. Tum agar paas me khade hoge
to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup' suanaai dega"
Ajeet: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit
bhi jayega
Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajeet: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajeet: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!
Scene: Ajeet spots one of his is enemies...
Ajeet: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai.
Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do
ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !
Scene: Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
Ajeet: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare
door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett
(cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal degee...on..off..on..off
Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajeet : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Rawbert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene
nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.

Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
Ajeet: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein
ticket dete-dete thak jayega.
Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
Ajeet: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega !
Robert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajeet:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !
Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish
bhi aa jaayegi.

Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajeet: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!
Scene: Ajeet ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajeet: "Raabert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal doo. Saale ko
Society jeene nahin degea aur security isse marne nahin degea.
Scene: Raabert and Ajeet are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole
and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajeet: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me out
lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale
jayega !!
Scene: Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him.
Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain.....
A pause.....
Tum chootti le lo.
Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.
Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har
teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.
Ajeet: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
Raabert: Stool, boss ?
Ajeet: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.
Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara
rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise
range haathon pakad legi. he he he....
Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
Ajeet : Nomore !
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide
hua hai.
Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.
Ajeet: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.
Ajeet: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: kyu boss ?
Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.

AJIT: "Mona daarrling, tum nahane jao. Michael tum bhi saath
jao. Aur mere King Cobra ko lekar uske daanth ki safai bhi kar
do."
"Mona daaling, tum Tony ke saath math jao. Agar jaogi to tum,
MonaTony ho jaogi. Lisa ke saath jao aur MonaLisa ban jao. Lisa
daaarrling. Come here baby. Abhey Micheal, idhar aa jao. In
babiyon ko lekar apne estate bungalow pahuncho."
AJIT: "Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do,
great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"
AJIT: "Is ex-Miss India ko Middle East lekar maar daalo. Marne
ke baath bhi will not rest in peace. Nahin to Hemendra Godbole
ka crossword puzzle ka anagram clue de do, uska 'real fun' se
'funeral' ho jayega."
AJIT: "Shut up Raabert, main sub jhanta hoon. Magar I wanted to
get it straight out of the horse's mouth. Ha ha haa. Yeh dekho
--- 'dishooom' 'disshhooom' --- bechara Billoo mar gaya.
Raabert, Yeh hai the actual horse's 'mauth'."
AJIT: "Magar Raaaabert, mard aur mouse mein ek pharak hai"
RAABERT: "Woh kyaa hai baaaasss ?"
AJIT: "Kuch mardon ko 'Mousiji' hoti hai, magar mouse ko
kabhi 'mardji' nahin hoti."
Robert iss kuttay ko microprocessor may daal do !
Bit by bit mur jaaya gaa saala!
Robert iss harami ko liquid oxygen may daal do !
Liquid issay jeenay nahi day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
Robert, Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh
dayna se daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...
Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey,
phir pane sey mar jayegaa...
Robert, isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey
no-more ho jayegaa...
Mona daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do,
nahin to bahut MonaToni ho jayegee...
"Robert, Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
"Kyon boss?"
"Pata to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"
Ajit: Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar ticket
kaat-ta reh jaayega.
Maikal: Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.
Robert: Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
Ajit: Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
Ajit: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do.
Aur iske badan par ek sui chubha do.
Robert: Par sui kyon, baass!
Ajit: Bewakoof! Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!
Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
Ajit: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal,
aur teesre ka Cha Ling Chu.
Robert: Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
Ajit: Bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
(Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.)
Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Ajit: Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur
debugger istarrt kar do.
Robert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajit: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
Ajit: Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega.
Lunch break mein usse phone milana.
Robert: Yes Boss.
Ajit: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards,
tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......
(Scene - Giving a decision as to how the hero should be killed.)
Ajit: Peter, time bomb le aao aur is kutte ko usse bandh do.
Timer ko theek das baje set kar do.
Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta hai.
Iski maut bhi late honi chahiye. Timer ko panch minute late rakh do.
Arre, Robert, Raabert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko yahan peh
mat rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa ha.
Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega.
Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhadkega.
Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic tup'
suanaai dega ..."
(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
Ajit: "Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega.
Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!
(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
Ajit: "Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin degi.
(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs
a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is perplexed !)
Robert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajit: Robert Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!
(Scene - Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.)
Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath
mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi
to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he....
Here is another contribution:
Scene: Ajit is leering at a girl who happens to be
the sister of one of the extras.
Extra: ``Saab bechaari goongi hai.''
Ajit: ``are hum kahaaN usse ramayan padhvaane jaa rahe haiN.''

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VILLAIN Dialogues Bollywood

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Undoubtedly, the villain has the most fun. He nearly gets close to rape the heroine, beats the hero, kidnap his family in the climax. Sometimes he gets the chance to kill them too!

Tum sign karte ho ke nahi ?

Itni achi cheez bhagwaan ke liye chod doon. Kabhi nahin!

Ab Saare Hindustan par hamara raaz hoga!

Batao faarmoola kahan hay?

Tumhari maa hamare kabze main hai!

Kahan jaa rahi ho chhamak chhalon!

In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai!

Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega!

Yahan teri cheekh sunne walah koi nahin!

Bula tere bhagwan ko– dekhta hoon kaun ata hai?

Kis maai ke laal mein itni himmat hai jo mujhse takrayega?

Gaddari ki ek hi sazaa hoti hai, maut!

Uski koi kamzori hogi, koi maa ya behan?

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DOCTORS

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Mujh par bharosa rakhiye!

I am sorry!

Iska to bahot khoon bahey chooka hai. Phoren operation karna padega!

Bhagwan ne chaha to sab thik hoga!

Badhai ho, tum baap bannay waalay ho!

Iski haalat bahot najook hai!

Tumhe sakt aaram ki jaroorat hai!

Jaldi se woh dawayee lao!

Ab sabh kuch oopar waley ke haath mein hain!

Ab main kuch bhi nahin kar sakta!

Bacche ko to hum ney bacha liya par maa…

24 ghante me hosh aa jana chahiye warna..

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VILLAIN’S SIDEKICK dialogues

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Boss, Maine tumhara namak khaya hain!
Boss! Maal pakda gaya!
Tumhe Boss ne bulaya hain!Ok Boss!

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Hero's sister Dialogues bollywood

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Mein tumhare bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hoon!

Mere bhaiya ko lambi umar dena, bhagwan!

Mere bhai pe koi aanch na aye!

Khabardar jo mujhe chhua bhi, main apni jaan dey doongi!

Bhaiyya, tum mere liye ek pyaari si bhabhi kab laaonge!

Main kissi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahi!

Bhagwaan ke liye, meri suhaag mat ujaado!

Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do!

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